Well the bacon fat does help the aspirin slide in so it makes sense to me.

I doubt she’d want me standing to that on the toilet either so standing shits are unfortunately delegated to the bathtub and waffle stomp treatment

I pretty much only ever cook eggs on it and i don’t notice any rancid flavor

Curious about how you mentioned cast iron needs the most work to maintain non stick, especially with eggs. I have a cast iron pan that i scrape clean every couple of weeks. I cook 2 eggs in it every morning. Once theres a layer of melted butter i rarely have eggs stick unless i overdo them or have too high of heat. I do get some sticking when i add some ham to the cast but I always put the eggs on one side and the ham on the other so the residue from the ham never impacts the eggs and builds flavor between scraping.

I always heat my cast after washing and ill sometimes do a light season with some oil once the water is evaporated. Tbh i rarely wash the cast though. I tend to give it a really good scrape with a metal spatula or scraper then its good to go again until its due for another scraping.

I cannot effectively rest until a reasonable amount of my shit is done, but i work 6 days a week, 10-12 hours a day so I have no choice but to be productive on my one day off. I’ve been so busy I’ve been getting chores done a bit at a time during rests on my work out days to try to catch up.

I’ve been seeing a girl recently and been trying to sit rather than stand. She owns her own home alone so to me it feels very rude to piss all over the floor and seat, even if its just a drop or two that gets away from the bowl. If i wanna stand so badly I’ll just go with her dogs in the yard.

So what, you expect people to just not use the urinals provided and instead wait 5 minutes for a stall to open up then have to clean the taco bell spray from the last guy in there before you can get your business done?

When in doubt press it down. Thats what i do when going with a chubb.

I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place

Have you tried a stool to elevate your legs and put you closer to a squat? It really helps the movement down there. I know that poop marker thing you’re talking about but i don’t get it everytime, just on rare occasions.

If they don’t have cocks, then they probably don’t have balls, which means they have nowhere to store their pee and therefore never have to pee.

I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.

I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.

I scoot forward or slide back to get a finger down there if needed, usually scooting back and going in from the side of the package. If my business is done i can slide back far enough that my butthole is over the seat and spread pretty wide. When standing i got my pants and underwear in the way and gotta bend the knees and spread the thighs a bit to get a good angle while trying to aim that last squirt.

No I’m thinking a normal toilet. Maybe if you are on the shorter side you can get a more favorable angle but otherwise the piss stream hits the porcelain at a nearly perpendicular angle and sprays nearly everywhere. Not as drastically as in the water but enough i can sometimes feel the mist if I’m in shorts.

Plus you might not have to turn on the lights which helps a lot to go back to bed.

Fiber is your friend

You’re still getting piss out of the bowl if you’re on the sides. Its not as drastic as the center but its still a stream hitting a fairly flat surface from a decent height.

Sitting also gives better access to push on the part between the balls and butthole which can reduce post piss drippage.