Why is <fill in company> so shitty? Why is <fill in bank> so shitty? Why is <fill in politician> so shitty? Because we fucking suck balls at any type of informed decision-making and it’s fucking snowballed to this current shit show.

Let me throw some numbers at you.

Could be better, but still a huge step up from the hate rhetoric magats get spoon fed 24/7 from Fox and friends.

If you’re retired and have a yearly pass, an amusement park is not the worst place to go for a daily walk. Aside from peak days.

For those of you old enough to remember, rpm dependency hell

I installed and then ran Gentoo for about 9 months back when it first came out, before Robbins stepped down. I remember the install was pretty involved, but after that it was a pretty sweet system. I keep saying I’m going to go back to it, but just can’t be bothered anymore. As good as it was 20 years ago, I’m sure it’s even better now.

I, too, don’t know that fern video or what fern is. That said, yeah, I think anyone informed at all realize Murdoch is in the pantheon of comically evil real people who have lived. For those that don’t know, now you know.

10 years ago, I might have argued for 10 year to get to that point. Now? I’m with you. Two decades minimum.

I don’t know, man. I know we are speed running history at this point, but I’ll be very surprised if ICE isn’t still rounding up people illegally in ten years.

Haha, that’s like my mom telling my kid (20+ year old), that his using Discord is “going to radicalize you” because she read about someone who was radicalized while spending too much focus on some idiot maga discord channel.

Three of these things belong together

Three of these things are kind of the same

Can you guess which one of these doesn’t belong here?

Now it’s time to play our game (time to play our game).

The Kims did starve to death a magnitude more over a handful of years.

That’s my first thought everytime I see something with this fine detail. It’s going to be a blob.

Cody seems so dispirited for months. Not that I blame him at all.

Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I’m just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I’d do with two. I think it’d mess with my intent.

I think someone skipped a day in their education if they think a girl with a gun is any different than a girl with a dick.

If I can’t find a half-way decent replacement when I have to get a new phone, I’m getting something super basic. Flip or whatever, only for emergency use. Something that’s not corrupted by google.

People not near where seagulls live: Oh, look, it’s a majestic seabird

People where seagulls live: Fucking seagulls.

I like the picture though.

I see a handful every time I got out. Just dorks all around me.

I hope that I’m still alive and healthy enough to take my planned Piss Tour to hit up a handful of graves.