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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache

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For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • Luccus@feddit.org
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    “Those seem rather small. Do you have one with more girth? No no. The dose can stay the same.”

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    1000003055

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    100 milligrams is a lot I hope you’re not busy for a couple days

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      Is it? I have no clue about what counts as high but I did try out 125mg gummy bear once as a seasoned smoker and it was 8/10. The high wasn’t extreme, it was more focused on “body high” while also lasting 2x as long.

      EDIT: By body high I meant that inside “buzzing” feeling, but not losing your mind to the point you laugh for no reason or start doing dumb shit. Somewhat untypical high.

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        The bioavailability of a suppository instead of edible is insane by comparison. Someone who gets a lower reaction from a ~100mg edible would get similar effects from a suppository less than half that strength because it’s being absorbed by another part of the body - different receptors stimulated and less for it to travel through.

        TLDR; if your edible tolerance is high your stomach lining is just more resistant

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          Also most people who only consume casually are fucking wrecked by 100mg edibles. When I’m not being drug tested I take like one 5-10 mg edible once or twice a month and am hit hard by it. Something in the 20-50 range is normally tolerated by folks who use more than me and have higher tolerance. The only people I know who can do 100 are stoned regularly, often to deal with chronic pain

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          I thought edible tolerance mostly had to do with a genetic marker that dictates how much of an enzyme those peoples liver produced.

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        I just know gummy’s around here come in 5 or 10 mg so 100 would be way too much

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          Some people have trouble absorbing them. I have the opposite problem. Half of a standard 5mg gummy is more than enough!

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      Depends hevaily on tolerance levels, no? Or would the fast absortion in the intestine make the high more potent?

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    how else am I supposed to get high off my ass?

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      🥁 That was nice

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      I’m not into butt stuff and sometimes anal jokes get old, but this - take my upvote

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    sees THC content

    “Yeah I’d shove that up my ass”

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    I fantasize about massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I’ll settle for anywhere.

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    finally

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    I’d try that once

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    Boofing a joint not enough? Try suppository!

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      Boof boof bass.

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        Always on the left-cheek side.

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    “Good news!”

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    Must be a sat-tiva.

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      Sit-iva, even.

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      In-da-can

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      Soon to be shat-iva

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    If they become popular, there will be just one term more: “Eh, I have weed ass after all the yesterday’s fun!”

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    RFK Jr. approved

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