Then you can use it to get free ram!

So it was ice all along that was rotting my liver and making my wife cry!

Mine always wants to spread my cheeks for me when going number 2

I dont see an overall “reason for being”, just an un-requested life filled with societally enforced rules and goals mixed in with basic survival. It sucks and it’s fucking beautiful, then it’s over and there was real reason for it but it never mattered anyway (not in a depressed way).

I guess the flaw in that reasoning is that I can never fully enjoy the beautiful moments in life without feeling a small hint of sadness (not in a depressed way, i swear lol)

Dunno

Aging. I never understood when my dad went through a midlife crisis, and now im almost 38 and dont know why i still feel 25

POWER AND DRUGS!

Me when i was an alcoholic rocking up to work like

Id actually rather that

Id actually rather that

Id actually rather that

Id just shit in my hand and turn it into a basketball hoop - and i suck at basketball

Eewww id rather eat an olive

Well yeah bro lol think about it for like 2 more seconds 😂

There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…

Perfect low-quality shitpost 🤣

It’s you!

I know the answer, but you wont like it