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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

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This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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    10 hours ago

    i’m impressed

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your pocket beans are leaking.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    21 hours ago

    Congrats! Here, I got this for you:

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      Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.

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  • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world
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    21 hours ago

    Glad you’re here!

    Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I’m running out of ideas.

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      I’m glad you are here as well!

      As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18 hours ago

      … stool samples?

      … kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.

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    While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.

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      Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!

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    You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!

    Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘

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      I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you! 🫘 forever!

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    The dude asked me kindly to stop. Can you guys send me some so I don’t have to move to piefed? I can’t afford a feader fetish right now

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Here you go:

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

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    Thank you for your service 🫘

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Glad to be here!

  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you. The orb will be pondered.

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    Those are rookie numbers

    (This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)

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      You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!

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        Thanks!

        I do take credit for my comments, tho. Nothing automated there!

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    6k and thats probably just counting the primary account lol, great work!

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      Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.

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    6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

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    Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!

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      Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.

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    Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard

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    learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!

    So is this:

    • A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
    • B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
    • C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time

    Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.

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      https://lemmy.world/post/616615

      I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

      lemmy.world

      Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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        Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.

        Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.

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      It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

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        Oh right. Thank you so much!

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        I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.

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          I thought the best conclusion was the haj. All the details lined up.

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          That actually makes a lot of sense. Whatever it was, it conquered our collective hearts and minds for days.

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    Appreciate all you contribute! Coming up on 2000, myself.

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