• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!

    So is this:

    • A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
    • B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
    • C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time

    Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.

    • blueworld@piefed.world
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      15 hours ago

      https://lemmy.world/post/616615

      I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

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      Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

      • tamal3@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.

        Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 hours ago

      It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.