This is corn smut, a culinary valuable type of fungus. It starts life like a yeast sporidia by budding daughter cells until it finds a genetically suitable mating partner. Once it becomes dikaryotic it starts to form the fungal hypha and infects a single kernel forming what you see as a gall.
While deletirious, and often considered a blight by farmers, the immature galls can be sold for many times more than the corn if it had not been infected. They are called huitlacoche when being used as culinary, and are described as tasting sweet and savory with earthy tones.
When infecting the kernel, the corn tries to protect itself using a reactive oxygen species, that in turn is countered by the fungus’s YAP1 gene that protects it from oxidative stress. Genetic research into M. Maydis has actually worked tangible results in our ongoing fight against breast cancer!
M. Maydis is a basidiomycota or “club type” fungus, which is to say it belongs to the same order as the classic mushrooms you’re used to seeing such as fly aminita/agaric which is the inspiration for the Super Mario power up mushroom.
This fungus is also considered a model species as in it’s sporidia phase is capable of accepting gene modification.
M. Maydis is also capable of synthesizing the essential amino acid lysine, which we need but cannot produce ourselves.
So, you see, not all corn infecting funguses are bad. Some are actually really cool, and have funny names like “smut”.
Huitlacoche quesadillas!
Nice job talking about corn smut and leaving out the only part we all came for (or will soon):

Came to cornhub for dirty corn, was not disappointed.
Blue
wafflecorn
this is cornography
It’s cornographic. Belongs on CornHub.
is this where smurfs come from?
No, it’s where they cum into.
uh-oh
Very interesting that it is in basidiomycota, from pure intuition I would have guessed it’s an ascomycetes like yeasts and molds (I know there are some that are basidiomycetes tho).
You should post more about “spores molds and fungus” :)
El cuitlaccoche! Just this past summer I had blue corn tortillas wrapped around cheese and cuitlacoche, with a subtle tomato-based sauce on top, and let me tell ya, this was an umami paradise, like Mexico’s answer to the French savory crepe, but they are not fighting for supremacy, they inhabit neighboring culinary kingdoms and share similarities, but they unmistakably inhabit different lands.
Fuck that sounds delicious!
HELL YEA THIS IS THE CORNOGRAPGHY I SUBSCRIBED FOR
It all here…

The real smutty stuff
That fungus is such a smut.
Anyone else read this to themselves in a thick Chicago accent?
Not even close. Ya boi was born and raised in South Florida.
But I am curious what brought you to this conclusion?
There’s a YouTube guy named Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t.
He started out doing walks and identifying plants while explaining the plant families, neat facts, the environment the plant likes and other stuff.
And he sounds like Dick Butkas da whole time.
More recently he’s been doing gorilla planting and kill your lawn jobs for people who want native yards instead of grass.
New tube hole to fall down! Thanks dude!
a culinary valuable type of fungus
Ok, but does it taste good?
It literally says they taste sweet And savoury with earthy tones.
Tl;dr.
I thought we were gonna talk about PornHub’s greatest day. Instead I got science’d all over my face.
NSFW

WHY IS CORNHUB PREMIUM BUTTER?
WHO IS CORNHUB PREMIUM BUTTER?
I went to pornhub thinking they were doing a weird corn thing.
They weren’t. It’s just normal boring porn and not super cool corn.
There’s some realistic pikachu porn if you’re into nostalgic terror boners.
… Alright I’m interested.
Enjoy.
Those last three words gave me a good chuckle!
I thought we were gonna see real corn sex. Ugh.
Apparently duckduckgo has cleaned up their filter since the last time I searched for corn smut… at work. Now you have to scroll a ways down until the porn hits. I still recommend looking up cuitlacoche instead.
Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites
lemmynsfw fits the bill pretty well, idk.
No, I think you do know.
I just wasn’t sure if it would fit the bill of being linux, but yea I am (obviously) a big fan of lemmynsfw!
This is not the kind of corn smut I cum here for!
Oh fuck yeah I just creamed my corn reading this smut
Take that, you smut!
I thought we were posting corn to return to actual shitposts, this one is too informative and interesting.
Since corn is a critical crop in many regions its one of the most studied species on the planet. Even a post about shitty corn is interesting.
I will definitely try to harvest and cook some next year ! 😋







