Oh no…!

This man up here ⬆️ crosses.

In the 1981 film Excalibur, adapted from “Le Morte d’Arthur” by Sir Thomas Malory.

When after years and years lost to an evil spell, King Arthur is free and strong and purposeful once more, he pays Queen Guinevere a visit, at the convent where she had retreated from the world and had become a nun.

In her chamber, Guinevere reaches under her bed and produces what seems like a miracle: Excalibur itself, which Arthur had regarded as utterly lost. As Arthur takes and wields Excalibur in a mixture of disbelief and delight, Guinevere whispers happily, “I kept it”.

Then Arthur reels off these parting words, which I shall try to reconstruct from pure memory:

I have often dreamt, that in the hereafter of our lives,
when I am just a man, and owe no more to the future,
you will come to me, and claim me yours,
and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have…

Then Arthur turns, wielding Excalibur, and leaves, en route to fulfill his destiny for one final time.

I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…

Since November, that’s when the electorate decided to stab itself in the chest with a rusty knife, these are the spasms of non-vaccinated tetanus, also with signs of gangrene.

Ooh, a double slit! Do like the ol’ photon or electron interfering with itself, both slits at the same time.

Barrio Logan in San Diego!
Those are the legs of the Coronado Bridge.

EDIT: If that’s not San Diego - and I’m starting to think it isn’t - it’s giving me a weird disorientating feeling, like uncanny valley.

Make it just a little bit worse, that œ hits the spot:
d’œuvre

“Leadership”

Hide it inside other words!
Puppy Yuppers!

Stundle Of Bix?

These should be the Level Bosses in an RPG about a hair styling salon.

Call it like the old hair styling magazine from Spain, I think the name was Llongueras, I have NO idea what the word means but that double-L from Spanish is striking:
Lluvia, Llano, Llegar, Llave, Llama, Llorar…
any of these could begin with Y, they are unused words or vacant spots in the language, devoid of meaning:
Yuvia, Yano, Yegar, Yave, Yama, Yorar…

Anyway… Anton Chigurh hair, baby, yeah!
Anton Chigurh is the final boss! Cutting his hair then suddenly a coin starts flipping!

I hate Istanbul. You know why?
Because it’s too far away from me!

I mean… here I am, willing, able,
rearing to go, locked and loaded
so to speak… and there it is…
it decided to plop down its’ rear,
its’ fat lazy ass, on the opposite,
far side of the freakin’ world.

I mean… the nerve of this city!
What does it want from me, to
remain as far away as possible?
Well I’ll tell ya, it’s succeeding,
and doing a bang up job at it, too!

EDIT: that goes for you, too, Tokyo!

THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!

What was the name of an old subreddit or meme concept with different Gifs of 90s infomercials?

EDIT: was it something like “You Don’t Surf”?

Milwaukei, an old Algonquin word meaning “The Good Land”.

And if the sun don’t come
you get a tan from
standing in the English rain

GANEZ!

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I feel you, man. Any image that I don’t remember seeing before 2022 gets an asterisk from me, and I hate having to do that.
And even then, before AI there were two decades of Photoshop, but the current stream of synthetic tripe is like a fireman’s hose, and now even with videos.

You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.