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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

I love fucking pasta

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I love fucking pasta

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • zoey@lemmy.librebun.com
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    He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

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      I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.

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        Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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          Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)

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            Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

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              Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.

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        So you like some fur?

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        Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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          I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.

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            Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

            • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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              I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

              That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

              • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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                How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

                Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

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        Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

        tosses beans a towel

        Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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          “You fucking disgust me.”

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      Not safe for Lemmy.

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      No need to.

      So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.

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    Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

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      Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

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        I watched it back in the day.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not sure if it’s true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

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        According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

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      What the fuck is an Alfredo?

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        Fancy Mac and cheese

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    Sauce?

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      Looks like it yeah

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        I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

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      r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

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      Pesto if you’re into the sloppy seconds nut.

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      Pomarolla

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    5342

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    Is this “if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does”?

    Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

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      Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

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        You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

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          I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone’s kink.

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        Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

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        that doesn’t sound right to me

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        i must be nobody then 😳

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        Gordon Ramsey approves

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      Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

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        so he cant impregnate the pasta.

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      al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta

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    Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

    I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.

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      You’re a monster.

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      I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

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        I would laugh, but potato.

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      no love for fusilli?

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      I prefer Tagliatelle

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    Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit

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    No honey. I said “i fucking love pasta”. This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

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      I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

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      deleted by creator

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    I miss anarchostripperism

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    Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

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      As you can see, we can’t.

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    Do calzones next!

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    Outrageous! What’s the link so I can make sure I never see it?

    Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don’t regret looking it up or anything, but it’s not my thing.

    Hot person, though

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    Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

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      I suppose you would need to check the original source…

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        Sigh, fine. Time to cook.

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    Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry’s too

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      Ain’t no rule that pasta can’t go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

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    I think I actually watched this

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      You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.

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        Alr, ok, I definitely watched this

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          I figured, you just didn’t want to admit it. I get it.

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