Interesting but unfortunate. But they didn’t set their alarm to go to the toilet, where did all that liquid go? Is it true that it’s stored in the balls?

I shall speak kindly to you, provide CO2 and watch you thrive.

r u a plant?

What’s going on, we can make it three days without water but not a single night?!

About the same ratio as the difference between a thousandaire and a millionaire?

inb4 the tenionaire crowd flaunt their wealth.

Bane:

Mhhphhm hmmph mugghhh hnnnph!

???

relic’d

I will never not judge.

Nice.

Yes this is true.

I live alone and have this drawer.

I thought one merely leased ChromeOS?

I’m disappointed but not surprised.

That’s creepy, you even have TM thrown in there. Did you snoop around my RSS instance when picking your favs, they’re basically all in my subs.

Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

No, I’m just going to adblock harder.

But what if they aren’t happy to chat on their coffee breaks either?

What you’re suggesting is basically just hitting the snooze button. “I’m sorry but I’m just the type of person who don’t do small talk.” in a polite but firm manner have worked wonders for me before.

I see.

it’s just frustrating to think about what could have been and what’s waiting in the future.

Modern existence in a nutshell.

We and our 1287 partners

Hahaholy shit!

Now we’re talking proper dystopia!