Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
I spend 90 minutes online before I even get out of the bed.
Ignorance is bliss.
You only call people in an emergency? How do you communicate with people outside of shouting range for less important topics?
You technically did your job, nobody can fault you!
I’d rather get sent straight to voice mail than hang around in the limbo that “Call waiting” is.
Me:
Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast
Me: That sound awful
Friend: it’s delicious
Me: ok I try
Me tries
Friend: Was it any good?
Me: it was… ok
Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great
Me: what you never tasted?
Ex-friend: no
I always use VPN and when I get this nonsense I know it’s nonsense because the video plays perfectly if I switch to a different country and reload the page.
I never cease to be impressed by the continual enshittification of Microsoft products, and the bar was pretty low to begin with.
Enter my answer “I deserve to be able to opt out of taking this poll” for me pls.
Poll: VPN user voting is not allowed.
Ok bye.
Nah, they were just drunk on zhopa at the time.
I’m more of a Fairphone guy myself.
No, only positive feels bro. Make happy memories, not sad.
What sorts of drugs do you and your gang sell?
Nah, I just checked the USB Micro B cable that came with an older handsfree, all strips present but doesn’t carry data. So no standard.
Postal is probably his best work and he’ll fight you if you say differently.
He’s like blue cheese, not for everyone and still an acquired taste.
That’s not a bed, that’s a throne!