100%

Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

https://youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y

No, I won’t because I’m not stupid enough to buy an Internet connected ad machine refrigerator.

Well, I just quit a company they bought. Based on the policies and procedures that completely ruined our company culture, I can guess.

Yeah, this. I’m at my kid’s soccer practice ffs

This is me with travel I typically spend 2-3000 less than other couples when going to the same destination and end up in the same hotels.

I thought he was a pig

The algorithm won’t boost anything trying to rage against the machine. Gotta make generic bullshit to get clicks. Only way to make money these days is to get clicks

Can’t fly in a tube full of “demons” (the poors)

100% My kids have tablets. The only time they get them is on road trips and plane rides. Some parents we know bring them to restaurants, family gatherings, you name it. It’s fucking annoying. Make your kid socialize or they’re going to grow up weird AF.

I also almost joined. Graduated HS slightly after 9/11 and everyone had a huge boner for the military around that time. My buddy joined and referred me. I ultimately decided against it, and it was super annoying when I’d get random calls from recruiters the next like 5 years. They were very persistent. Glad I didn’t join and have to go to Iraq / Afghanistan. I quite enjoy being alive.

Ngl, I just spent a week in Indiana. Hate to say it, but the vibe was truly “beyond all hope.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Clark

Exactly, if he wanted to achieve half of his goals for the food supply, the only solution is a shitload of regulation. I’m sure the Republicans will jump all over that.

I actually got 2 on launch day. 1 for me and 1 for anyone who wanted it at face value in my friend group. They all said no go, so then I was stuck with an extra console. I ended up scalping it on eBay. After the 15% or whatever that eBay takes, it was barely worth it. I think I made like $89 all said and done which imo was not Worth the hassle .

They were complicit in the coup

That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers. I don’t think it was an adoption, I think the assumption is that they somehow figured out a way to have 2 women have a baby together with both of their DNA in the future. I watched it with my kid n kinda thought huh, that’s a bit of an odd choice, but my kids didn’t ask, and frankly I didn’t care. The movie was shit though, and this tiny, weird bit of plot was irrelevant to it sucking. The decision to replace the voice actor for Buzz was super annoying. He just sounded wrong and the movie was fucking space groundhog day but worse.

Hell, I think the OG iPods w the clickwheel did too

I like that in Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry wears one to ward off people.

Flip flop gang! I wear actual shoes maybe 10% of days