Echoes by pink Floyd is the longest song that is usually allowed on touch tunes, and it’s a decent jam, it does.get real weird in the middle, and you can usually clear a bar out with it. Or so I hear…

https://youtu.be/OcDiOUQBFd4?t=11m0s

Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

I got really out of shape for a while after having kids. Everything was hurting and I barely had time anymore to go to the gym, so I stopped working out. Getting out of shape exacerbated the aches and pains. Eventually I saw some photos of myself on a family vacation and realized how badly I’d let myself go. I started working out again. Took baby steps at first, like walking, body weight exercises, and high rep, low weight exercises. Over time, the aches and pains went away. Got back in a routine and slowly increased my goals. Now I’m in pretty damn good shape. I only do 2 days on and 2 days off for lifting so I don’t hurt myself, and it works for me. I’ve been doing a solid routine for 2 -3 years and I’m feeling a lot better. It was so crazy to see how out of shape I’d gotten. I was an athlete in the past, so it was humbling to see myself struggling doing like 10 body weight squats. Staying in shape is definitely easier than getting back into shape. Don’t do what I did. Stay active.

Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

I’m on vacation in Hawaii rn. No time change here, so it’s pretty nice, just will be 2 hours different instead of 3 when I go back.

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but the guy’s a master troll.

Shh, don’t say it too loud or Maga will legislate the lead back in.

https://youtu.be/x7ZrKehQ_xc

The only Mr. Bones I choose to recognize.

Where else are you going to play crazy taxi? The movie theater arcade?

My grandpa had one when we were little that he loved, but imo never kept stuff cold enough. Do you have a link to what you bought? I wouldn’t mind looking into one for an upcoming road trip.

Oh thank God. I need more AI in my life to be useless

Desktop site is the only place I access messages. Get fucked Zuck I’m not putting your spyware on my phone. If that method ever goes away, I guess no more messages for me…

Shouldn’t it just be red?

The louvre for example

https://youtu.be/SASDkIQjouI

Lol my son is colorblind and I low key wanted to ask him if he could see it, but ya know profanity n all. He’s 8 lol

LET THEM EAT GUUUUNS

Same. Every now and then around 10 I’ll go ape on a proper eggs n bacon or sausage type meal, but 6/7 days I don’t eat til like noon -2:00 p

South Park just tackled this very issue. Don’t worry, Jesus is a chud now

Yeah, I’ve seen a bunch of what appear to be bot accounts dropping douchey comments. They’ve been down voted to oblivion, but it sucks seeing it here.