Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
I have nipples, Judy. Can you milk me?
Continued at AO3.
Since they’re being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan…
I was going to say there’s a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked
Not for milk, anyway. 😏
Hopefully Nick tbh
(even with safe search off I can’t find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
I mean… a job is a job.
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
For future reference, look up public instances of searxng
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
Google it.
do it
Soy is getting milked.
They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
They do?
Do you have a screenshot?
Yeah you can go ahead and Google that ice cream parlor scene from zootopia to see all the very clearly not water based ice cream.
Humans duh
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you’ve written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
And paid for by implied government subsidies even
“We… We don’t talk about it.”
Heckin meeeeeeee!
