If you have MACs on your LAN, that’s your problem.

The entire site looks to be slop.

The police do not care about porch pirates.

The table in question.

faint echoes of “I heard that!” in the distance

Thanks. Just imagine if someone had dropped their phone on the train.

Username checks out.

I had a crush on Christine when I was like 7. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

is no longer an audience member for anything Nickelodeon-related

…here?

places lamp

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I don’t think I’ve thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

A lot of my favorites are already on Nebula. I’d ask the rest to follow but that would require a google account.

see (read: hear + a little see) it.

Sounds like my experience in the theater. Most of the show was blocked by the ASL interpreters in the row in front of us. To be fair, the tickets were discounted.

Still a great show.

That’ll shock a few people, but a whole lot of others are gonna need to buy more tissues.

And yes, I will kink shame in this case.

Has anyone seen Frank Bennedetto? He might be able to help with the popcorn sitch. Also, he still owes me five bucks.

Irish people were among the most oppressed white minorities back in the day.

Most of the Irish Americans I know are just keen on dishing it back out to whatever Other they can target. I’m also related to most of the Irish Americans I know, so take that as you will.

I watched this teardown the other day. When the first tool to reach for is a heat gun… bloody hell.

The only person who really felt my departure was my manager. Nobody else had a fucking clue what I did, aside from call out their bullshit. Most of the crap I worked on either kept working, or there was years of detailed documentation about how much of a dumpster fire it was and how little I was given to fix it. I did become a few people’s favorite scapegoat, though. Glad to know they cared.

I wasn’t all that impressed with History of the World Part II. Hoping this fares better.