I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.

Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

I didn’t know Mr. Hankey made the mission roster.

So does sitting, after a while.

I heard both halves of this comment.

late eighties

tiring shit

Yeah I’d be done too.

That is quite an impressive enema.

My teenage nephew and I share a Gundam obsession. We also both love video games, just different kinds. He was very excited when one shooter or another had a Gundam crossover via skins. He was just waffling a bit since they cost real money. He eventually let slip that they were like $20-25 each. “But you can get them all for like $60, so it’s a better deal than just getting two.”

I was stunned. Dude, you can buy a whole game with that. Multiple games. “Yeahhhh…” You can get a couple HG model kits. Or an MG. “True… but they’re so cool!”

I don’t think he bought the skins. Although a few months later he was angrily reciting the general online discourse regarding Switch 2 game pricing despite not having any Nintendo hardware at all (which is par for the course). And not even two weeks later he’s over the moon about Doom Eternal… which he bought new… at $70… and finished in a week or so. “I can’t wait for the DLC!”

Sigh.

Nintendo Bad gets clicks.

It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.

Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.

And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.

The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.

I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.

Username checks out.

Now your house smells like candles and that.

you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.

That was it really. I was confused about the discourse myself lol.