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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

Who wants a merkin?

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Who wants a merkin?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?

  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world
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    Nice I’m going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I’ve been exploring crotch options.

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    They need to make bikini tops that look like tits

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    Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy

    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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      Uer a merkin, Harry!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    7 hours ago

    I wanna give Little Kolanaki mutton chops.

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      https://youtube.com/shorts/EufhP2UOhmw

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    10 hours ago
    • nice beaver you’ve got there.
    • thanks, I just got it stuffed.
    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!

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    13 hours ago

    Send one to Trump for his nussy.

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      Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

  • AreaSIX @lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    Brenda’s beaver needs a barber.

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    11 hours ago

    Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?

    • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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      Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It’s certainly not limited to head hair.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Might have had it permanently lasered off. Doing so was all the rage a few years/a decade/whatever ago 🤷

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        People generally recommend against lasering for purely fashion reasons.

        • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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          Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.

        • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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          People generally don’t realize that they’re following fashion when they’re altering their body to fit the current fashion

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Sure, but people also tend to eschew sensible advice when it comes to fashion 🤷

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    8 hours ago

    'Merican Merkin

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    Am I eating the onion??

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Might wanna move the fake pubic hair to the side, if you are.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Found an article about it from CNN (!) and posted it to [email protected] 😁

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      I couldn’t believe it myself, but it’s real. https://people.com/kim-kardashian-debuts-skims-bush-underwear-11829476

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  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.

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      Less likely to cause injury at least

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    Old news my man. My girlfriend saw an ad on fb/ig 2 days ago and it’s already sold out completely.

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      But how big was their supply to start with?

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