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bort@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

my house, my rules.

sh.itjust.works

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my house, my rules.

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bort@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m gonna try to get this printed and hang it in my living room

    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      Just in case: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      Just fill your living room with radioactive waste and they’ll come put this sign up for free.

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      This is the way.

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      Have it chiseled into a slab of granite for better effect.

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        And then convert your life savings to gold and bury it under the slab to troll future civilization.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Ive been trying to find a new cross stitch to work on at night to help with the insomnia. I think this might be it.

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      Can you cross-stitch cursive? I thought you need needlepoint for that.

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        I meant the phrase, not the font, but yes, you’d need embroidery for cursive to my knowledge. But my cross stitch is often a mix of the two, I use dissolvable lattice so you can stitch directly onto fabric like a pillowcase or a T-shirt, instead of being stuck with just Aida cloth, so a lot of the time it’s both traditional cross stitch and free hand embroidery

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          Dissolvable lattice

          Holy crap, that’s a thing? I’ve had the power to embroidery stupid shit onto fabrics this entire time!? 'Scuse me, gotta visit the craft store right now.

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            It’s the best thing ever!

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      🙌

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    Ooooh! Glowing stones. I have to take them.

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      Ooooo glowing kittens too!

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    Oh, did they hang this on the front door of the White House this week?

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    In this home, grandma’s dishes shine green when grandma is around

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    What is here is ✨
    dangerous and the danger is still present
    repulsive in your time

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      𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓮
      𝓒𝓻𝔂
      𝓓𝓲𝓮

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    SadGowron.png

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    There’s nothing here worth dying for

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    Succumb… Scorn… Sob… (but in fancy lettering)

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