This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.
Bird is the word, fuck that song and on a similar note, fuck Peter Griffin.
The entire soundtrack of both Mama Mia movies.
The Chicken Dance.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:
- Cotton Eye Joe
- Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
- Danza Kuduro
The second song is “I Gotta Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwdrtwZiQ9E
Emily - Joanna Newsom. I don’t hate it whatsoever but ever since listening to Joanna, this song in particular, I haven’t achieved that musical high since. Maybe in this altered universe it can be created once more so I can feel that joy and wonderment again - if only for a moment.
That crying taylor swift song “she wears short skirts”
Idk the name but her singing is super annoying in that
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
Pour Some Sugar On Me. God I hate it so much.
Last Christmas by Wham!
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
I love this song.
That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Granted. Now everyone rolls back to Tobu - Candyland
Kars 4 Kids.
Do I get to remember it? So then I can just make it again and say it’s my song
There’s a movie about that scenario with the Beatles. Called yesterday.
Unfortunately, you must understand, as you are part of the reality you inhabit, you could not be aware of a song that never existed.
Let em be aware but because it cannot exist they will never be physically able to produce it. Getting tongue tied every time they try to state the lyric or losing control of their limbs when they try to write it
The sorcerer finds this approach a bit sadistic to implement for their taste, though a chuckle escaped unguarded.
Paul McCartney’s Christmas song. It’s a blight upon all mankind.
I am so sorry. The upside is that this version might actually be so bad you can listen to it ironically.