In my own experience, just existing is enough to get a cat to come up to me. Or a dog. Even some deer once.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
In my own experience, just existing is enough to get a cat to come up to me. Or a dog. Even some deer once.
If only I could install an extension to auto skip when I am watching on my TV and not any of the other things I have that can use an adblocker.
Day-tah.
I hear it pronounced dah-tah more by Brits than Americans
If there was anyone else aboard NCL’s Pride of America before it left dry dock in Bremerhaven around 2004/2005 that is also on Lemmy, they’d be able to back me up. But there is a good chance everyone else who suffered with me is locked in the loony bin from having heard Radio Ga-Ga for a week.
I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
Will do. I’m gonna run to the store though; where should I keep my wallet?
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
Same but only because I lent the game to someone and they ended up moving to another state, so I never got a chance to really play it all.
Why do they look like monsters I would have to face in a Resident Evil game?
lol I was just thinking this would work while I was walking my dogs because I realized I don’t even have a regular ice cream machine anymore.
Probably the first one I ever had.
Because my parents were there, too. 😩
phone rings
Decline it
Text the caller
“Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth.”
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
Just make sure you download them and back them up yourself because they certainly can revoke your ability to download them from their servers, is what they are implying here.
Picturing a McDonald’s-esque brag of “Over 50 million malpractice lawsuits filed!”
“We’ve known each other for 3 months. We should get married.”
“I do too have a girlfriend! She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Fake girlfriend from a fake country.”
You can lick all of them.
What happens after you do isn’t part of the question.
It’s spinning.
I blame profit driven SM only so far as that in an effort to appeal to a wider audience, they have succeeded and now there are even more people online using them so we actually have a closer look at reality and how there’s a shitton of people who don’t see the reality of climate change anywhere.