This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

  • snf@lemmy.world
    1·
    24 minutes ago

    Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

    • Cotton Eye Joe
    • Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
    • Danza Kuduro
  • DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.world
    2·
    60 minutes ago

    Emily - Joanna Newsom. I don’t hate it whatsoever but ever since listening to Joanna, this song in particular, I haven’t achieved that musical high since. Maybe in this altered universe it can be created once more so I can feel that joy and wonderment again - if only for a moment.

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
    3·
    2 hours ago

    That crying taylor swift song “she wears short skirts”

    Idk the name but her singing is super annoying in that

  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
    22·
    6 hours ago

    Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

    Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

  • Soup@lemmy.cafeEnglish
    23·
    2 hours ago

    Anything K-Pop. The world will be better off without any of it.

  • Krzd@lemmy.world
    125·
    5 hours ago

    Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.

    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.worldOP
      4·
      4 hours ago

      Unfortunately, you must understand, as you are part of the reality you inhabit, you could not be aware of a song that never existed.

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
        2·
        2 hours ago

        Let em be aware but because it cannot exist they will never be physically able to produce it. Getting tongue tied every time they try to state the lyric or losing control of their limbs when they try to write it

  • mokoleus@lemmynsfw.com
    61·
    6 hours ago

    Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them