BROWN LIKE A TURD!
I’m gonna get so much pussy in this.
-Every new cyberturd driver
They truly are fuck ugly. Even if Musk wasn’t a POS, I’d never even consider one.
Someone needs a lot more fiber.
You should have picked it up and tossed it, that’s disgusting
sometimes when I come across a tesla while on foot I do a quick ”roman” salute, with 2 fingers on the philtrum for the stache
I just want everyone to feel welcome
That stache addon is gold. “When you care enough to send the very best.”
Looks like a Unity asset for a copper ingot. Probably about as useful too.
A polished turd no less!
You know, I really don’t hate the idea of buying a car without a finish and then getting a custom job after the fact. If there’s a silver lining on the Cybertruck debacle, its the steel frame that you can do up however you like.
But holy fuck is that thing not the most “My 4-year-old’s favorite Hotwheels” ass chassis design. An absolute embarrassment of automotive engineering.
You should look into the Slate electric trucks.
Small electric trucks/SUVs that are intended to be very cheap and barebones stock, but also very modular and very upgradeable, so you add the features you want. Including it being pretty much a given that you’re going to wrap it in the colors of your choice.
They’re not on the market yet, but I have high hopes.
Unfortunately owned by Bezos…
From what I’ve heard, Amazon is a major investor, but not the majority owner.
I may not have heard the full story, though.
No, that’s accurate.
you sorta have to do them up, or they start coming apart at the seams
Not to be a nerd but the frame (edit: unibody actually) is cast aluminum, they just glue bits on top
Gotta make my aluminium look rusty.
You could do that with any car. Like, one that actually works.
I mean, I’d like to see you put a mirror finish on an off-the-lot Honda Civic.
But yes, the truck part of the truck is garbage.
Nobody sells cars with bare metal body work.
Would be a cool look though, with just clear coat to keep it nice.
It is interesting to see the different paint jobs these people come up with.
I saw one on the freeway a few months ago that was literally a mirror. An iridescent rainbow mirror. It was so distracting I think it should have been illegal, hubble-telescope-caliber spotless immaculate reflections of all the cars & lights & road & sky. It was quite distracting and was holding up traffic until each car driver eventually snapped out of their hypnotic awe and passed the bugger.
damn should really be disposed of
flush it down 👇
Now that’s what I call a garbage truck.
Man Unreal’s texture pop in keeps getting worse.
I don’t see the appeal of cars in general, but this is particularly ugly.
It looks like what you see on a PlayStation 2 game if you’re far away enough from the objects to trigger the low poly LOD version.
This sub literally just posting people’s shit and other people’s shit…
Looks at sub name
… I’ll see myself out.












