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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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    I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet

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    Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.

  • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women

    • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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      RIP your inbox

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        I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    That’s cause mom is a lesbian.

  • |IlI|lIIl|IlIll|Il|IllI|@lemmy.world
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    I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?

      • some_random_nick@lemmy.world
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        Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.

      • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world
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        I humor everything, matter of survival of course. I don’t want to be a bad thing.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.

      by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.

      she always treated me…differently after that.

      • okmko@lemmy.world
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        Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

        Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

        Err, meeting your pleasure-

        Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍

      this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.

      This is when we were trying for a baby

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      If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Don’t sleep on nipple play.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          I’ll suck on them things like I was a starving baby again.

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    Totally happened

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    Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!

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      There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.

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        Perhaps there is? I don’t claim to know sarah that well

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.

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    Plot twist: She meant male chickens

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      big black cock

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.

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      Theres a local band where that goes by the name Coq au Vin.

      Only some times, they put up signs that say ‘coco van’.

      And rarely, they do a invite only, more raunchy, and generally drug friendly show (like i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer last time) under the name ‘cock oven’

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        …i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…

        @[email protected] be like:

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        she’s a screamer.

        https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWNBcE_Bf0iWB3Z8JyEcIMHiBYQLNLZ0A

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    Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure

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    You can’t win them all

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      Charlie Sheen has entered the chat

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    In the immortal words of Super Hans:

    Would you like a parrot?
    Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatoo

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      That’s not even correct…

      Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?

      Err… No

      It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo

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        Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.

        I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.

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    What about perfectly average cocks?

    • plyth@feddit.org
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      A very rich cock would be perfect.

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    Can’t please everyone

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      Not with that attitude you can’t

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    Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”

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      i also had a pause at no. like a big one. valley girl style

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      when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it

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        Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.

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        I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data

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