I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-
Err, meeting your pleasure-
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
I’ll suck on them things like I was a starving baby again.
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby