
Hahahahah!!! Where are you from? >:(
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Sister city of Fucking, Austria
French is now a swear word???
Its why we call them “freedom fries” now
Haha lol
Truly depraved. A crime against humanity
Well, to be fair, not having a proper appreciation for terroir is just barbaric for a French person.
As someone who works in a French school cantine, I concur.
Way back in the early 1980’s my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.
One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.
I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!
Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.
Need to add Raised by americans to this list
FixedKeeps talking about ‘pounds’ and ‘feet’ while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.
The only good thing with imperial units is the joke: my penis is only an inch but it smells like a foot.
IIRC
Says the Aussie.
This might explain why I’ve never quite felt civilized.
Feral really
I can behave!
… sometimes.
Listen, ignore what the parks department says, most of us are house trained
licks light switch
They’re running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.
Don’t forget the baguette.


i keep saying do not make the big one run. he is FUL. of. WINE!What’s this from?
Expedition 33 Clair Obscur. I might have the words in the wrong order
On my wish list. I did not imagine that it might be funny
try not to look up spoilers until you have completed it and want your second run. it will break your force-french heart repeatedly until you have none left
to be fair there are only few that can say anything about a baguette, most notably germans
Hon hon hon
4+ years old Wikipedia vandalism
That explains the image quality. Here’s a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

Yep, not there anymore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child
Instead they have “Other cases” where France and Pyrenees are mentioned one too many times.
They’re demanding ‘wages’ and ‘cigarettes’ while sexually harrassing the female scientists.
i tried to pay them in wine but they just took the wine and made honking noises!
This breaches rules 1, 2 and 5.
… Illegal?
Where “free range” children count as feral, all French children are feral. Was a trick category.
I wanna know more about the ones raised by ostritches.
Ahhhhhh, the french! Champaign! Has always been celebrated for it’s excellence!
…does he do anything?
Would like to meet the ostrich person
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