The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them…
This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.
Well, did it taste like cake?
“ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”
Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.
I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.
Maybe they were trying to fart confetti?
Ahh that’s why deodorant was locked up the last time I was at Walgreens
Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars
Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this
Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!
do you want to smell like a sticky 5 year old? do we have the deodorant for you!
Somebody forgot to brush teeth and got creative.
…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!
Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!
People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!
Why would anyone want to smell like this?!?!
I work in foodservice and I have gotten compliments from guests when I wear chocolate scented cologne. I could see a place for a cake fragrance as long as it’s not overly strong.
Yeah, but that’s cool and niche. Suave making people smell like the Cinnabon at the airport gives me the ick.
