Mae Martin

I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”

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I get it!

But also if you guys haven’t heard of ratchet belts you should try them.

They’re really running out of unclaimed horse names.

TIL I’m addicted to my banking app.

Also, only 50%?

Thanks for the random weird video, haven’t seen that one before.

Weirdly that never occurred to me before. Totally fits.

OK, but who is this guy and why do I keep seeing him?

Yesterday a guy did the spongebob sarcasm capitalization on “wall of text” and wrote “Fine, I’ll summarize the scary ‘wAlL oF tExT’ for everyone.”

And just, damn. “wail of text” really summarizes nicely how I feel about long, padded articles with tons of popup and banner ads, along with “disable your adblocker” and robot verification tests.

And don’t forget about |!

“Who is this guy and why is he relevant? Oh, someone posted a video! … Well, that was no help at all.”

Yeah, people call you a genocide supporter if you vote, because all candidates support Israel some amount.

Same energy

I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady.

I realized this last visit that my stylist has been cutting my beard shorter and shorter while I’ve been trying to grow it out. This last time they went really short and asked me how it looks and my day was ruined.

Great watch.

I’m going to have a hell of a time trying to find this video in six months with just keywords.

I bought a Vive early on, but my reason for never using it was that it was a pain to set up. A lot of fun, though. Hopefully this set is more convenient in general.

My boss’ boss gives everyone a Lindt chocolate on their start date anniversary, which is nice and all but if I WFH for a few days or simply don’t see him for a while, then when he finally gives it to me he says something like “I haven’t seen you around for a while?” and now it looks bad. Keep the chocolate just stop thinking about me.

Do people bring guitars as carry-ons and take a whole overhead bin like that?