I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.
What did Zimbabwe do to deserve this?
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
Plumbers pretty much do, not sure about treatment plants though.
Lots of shit goes down the drains that shouldn’t.
There’s nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.
Learning English was a mistake
I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?
Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.
I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
Who said true love was dead!
Way to put the shit in shitpost
I did not consent to learning this
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.
Bring the corn back
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
I mean it doesn’t have to be a dick that triggers the canon. You could use corn too if you want. Bonus points if they ate corn too.
Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty. It takes preperation. Sometimes Preperation H.
It’s called “Muddy Moses.”
Parting the brown sea?
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
