Does she have a bright future behind her as well?
I see someone has found the LinkedIn joke accounts
This pokes fun at German rule-following, but as a Canadian of German descent (both parents), I can absolutely confirm that this “joke” is likely not a joke at all. Or, at least, it was lifted almost verbatim from observing another German parent.
Wait Dad, you just gonna leave us hanging without a link?? 🤣
I hate the stigma around sex work.
I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.
But.
“Hey honey, how’s work going?”
“Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much”
sniff “im so proud of you honey”
Depending on the ‘model’, the ‘sex work’ in quesiton may just be posting nude selfies. I don’t know if that classifies as either ‘sex’ or ‘work’.
Most (not all) people who openly talk about their experiences in actual sex work usually say it’s humilating and/or disgusting, but they do it, because otherwise they’d be living in poverty. So pretty much just like other jobs, but worse.
The entire idea of sex work only exists, because centuries ago, impoverished families used to force their daughters (sons too, but on fewer occasions) to do it, to avoid starving to death. So of course it fits perfectly into a capitalist society.
anhuge butt plug
Is that a relative of the alot?
Same clade, different species
i’m not sure we should define ring species as different, but i’m not a ringologist
Solution: join the fun
I’ve seen a lot of stable couples making their content together lately
my daughter
couples
Sir this is no longer a Wendy’s. We’re closed
Dave Thomas died so that he’d never have to read this thread.
it ain’t dave’s fault jesus is a freak
Guys relax. I’m pretty sure s/he, and the person they’re replying to, are not talking about fathers and daughters.
Yep, this sort of interpretation didn’t even cross my mind. Though whatever strikes their fancy, lol
The fact that this has seven upvotes is hugely concerning.
I thought incest porn was illegal
Is legality your only concern here!?!
I mean. Apparently you can grt twin hookers.
I havent but. Um.
Yes. Yes it is.
There’s a horror movie called Cam that pretty much ends exactly like that
Making sure your child is above board as far as taxes etc go is genuinely a noble thing to do.
I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.
If she is skilled in tax evasion she already has great career prospects in the private sector.
Yeah but you usually prove those skills by having a MBA on your CV, having a conviction instead kind of proves you suck at it.
I know I know.
for me, comedic sarcastic effect > theoretical certainty
I’m sorry I’m damaged.
Not even if it’s a career she genuinely enjoys?
Not even if it’s a career she genuinely enjoys?
Do all OF creators pay tax or only in Germany?
It’s an income stream and therefore taxable (above a certain threshold). As it’s from self-employment you have to either file these earnings yourself or pay an accountant to do it for you.
I imagine they’d have to pay income tax in most places. I doubt they pay VAT anywhere though. OF probably does, but I don’t see why the models would, they don’t sell anything directly to the customers as a business. If they did, they’d be cutting OF out entirely.
If she’s livestreaming too she might need a broadcasting license, like Gronkh (predates grok, no relation, big German streamer). Better get on that paperwork too.
I just discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account…
Plot twist: it’s a retail site selling these, and only these:
I mean, is the dad not allowed to watch porn or something?
No, they already have porn at home.
The porn at home:
bullshit, she’s still under her 10k Freibetrag
The 4k was a monthly figure.
It’s not 4200/month if she’s only making 340/month after tax…
No, the text never specifies that.
It does so indirectly, otherwise, the joke of having 340 left wouldn’t really work out.
This is what unconditional love and support looks like.
True unconditional love would help her self house so those greedy o.f. jerks are getting a 20 percent cut. Idk
lol
because my daughter started an onlyfans I saw the cut they were getting and I was upset. So I got my VC buddies together and we handled payment processing, legal obligations, user auth, security, cdn, storage. I’m so proud of her for being my first customer. And she’s only 19 so I only take 19%
I’m worried about the relationship between the age and the cut. It implies that by the time she is 100, her dad will be taking 100% of her OF income. That’s elder abuse.
Capitalism baby!
The fuck kind of VAT is 40%
Shocking that a social media post could be fake?
the one that pays for healthcare :P
You may pay more in income tax but you’ll pay $0 to go get your torn bunghole stitched up and a few pints of blood transfusion if you have an unfortunate onlyfans accident.
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lemmy: don’t draw too much attention to yourself online
also lemmy: don’t you fucking dare say anything bad about people on onlyfans
This but unironically. Were sex-wirjer positive here.
wirjer? is this that new fangled german language i keep hearing about
What a bright young lady. May I get her small business website address so I can give my support…
is matthias supportive or unsupportive of his daughter’s sex work stuff?
He is a gold tier subscriber
Imagine opting in to pay taxes you don’t have to, peak liberal shit really
i like how you jammed the german culture of following the rules into the american culture war
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Class consciousness isn’t the American culture war! Germans can be (and often are) liberals too.
A culture of following rules is fucking pathetic.
Nothing as lib as supporting your community and parting with money you don’t have to.
Read a fucking book
Imagine still believing that taxes are for improving society rather than a way to funnel wealth from the working class to the ruling class.
What’s your experience with the German tax system? Because it doesn’t sound like you know shit
also wild assuming its opt in as if they will never get your payment data from OF directly
Do you seriously believe that tax authorities are digging into outgoing payment data at OnlyFans looking for tax mismatches?
that behaviour with online platforms wouldn’t be without precedent with companies that operate within the country
also: remember many years ago when they bought data from insiders at swiss banks they couldnt reach?
Not to mention germany’s spending of tax euros on genocide in Palestine.
But sure, bury your head in the sand all you want.
Right, right, I forgot. Germany has zero welfare for its people, and exclusively spends taxes on supporting Israel and billionaires. What valid information you’ve shared! Too bad that there’s no healthcare, food, or housing support for community members.
Or wait, maybe I’m not the one burying my head in the sand…
So being a parasite on society is better in your opinion?
You are not being smart, you are being a selfish prick.
If everyone thought like you, you would have a tax of 80% just to keep everything running. Somebody needs to pay for all the services that are available.
I totally disagree. My tax money goes towards paying for a military, the genocide in Palestine, the funding of the police, the funding of prisons, the funding of the courts, and so on. I object to all of those institutions. I want to see the state collapse, because it is an instrument of oppression.
This isn’t out of selfishness, rather the total opposite.
Sadly i agree, so many big money makers do everything they can to not pay taxes, look up jet airplane purchase taxes compared to common people goods.
