162… Meh on the rest

In one bed no less. Must be an Alaska king

Found the guy with 35 girlfriend.

I could get rid of my dog Zoey but she’s literally the only reason I get out of bed these days. So that’s a none starter. (single male, looking for the DINKWD life style. Any active women in Colorado in their 40s/30s looking to split bills? 🤣😂)

Floating bills. Last month was phone service. It’s actually currently cut off. This month I’m floating my medical insurance and medications. Next month is internet and car insurance. (additionally I’ve cut all discretionary spending, driving up to my home town to see my parents, and have cut 1 to 2 meals a day.)

Oh I’m a humor driven black man. That ends with me dead 100% of the time. I’ve seen this movie before!

Do people not realize that if any wild animal wants to ruin your day there’s nothing you can do about it if you get too close? Giraffe max speed 37 mph. Humans 21 mph. Choose wisely.

An economic block that cuts the west out of deals is a good thing.

Why stop there?

Did… Did, you think this was a gotcha? Most jails/prisons are concentration camps.

Republicans want their Lebensraum.

Wet ass sandwiches (งツ)ว

And now you know why they don’t want other people to be able to wear masks

No lies told

Then a sudden crash and scurrying. Only to find everything on the counter knocked over and on the floor.

Lol please let every Trump supporter buy his service. Suddenly, Trump ass kissers will have less reliable access to the internet and phone service?! Sounds like a good idea to me.

Why date someone who actively votes against your family’s best interests?

Turn out the only alive adult Cody is locked away in a room with only fox news and the communist Manifesto as info… For his safety of course