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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first

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If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    Swallow snow?

    Swallow cocaine?

    Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

    I like snow.

    I like egg nog.

    But cum makes me vomit.

    I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

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      Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

      Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

      This post is false!

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    I don’t want a lot for Christmas…

    • essell@lemmy.world
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      About a teaspoon

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        You only get a bucket and a half

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    Considering I hate eggnog, this tracks.

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    deleted by creator

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      It is hardly 18+ content

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        I parsed it as: “If you can drink eggnog, you can swallow snow.”

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          I thought that’s how we all realized that it meant. Totally logical comparison of cold EggNog and snow. I don’t know how others didn’t catch that immediately

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      How is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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          Sex!? They’re talking about cocaine! Idk what you do for a living, but it’s an integral part of my workday.

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          What makes you think this is about sex? Get your mind out of the gutter. @[email protected] only ever posts wholesome memes.

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            Why are there so many people with flithy minds that view everything through the prism of sex? Is it because they don’t really have a sex life of their own? How could anyone be offended by EggNog especially as we enter the Christmas season? What type of mind thinks there is a connection between EggNog and sex?

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          So, how is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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