Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.
Godspeed traveler.
Oh shit. Do I listen?
I mean it seems irresponsible not to.
You dont have to be responsible for me. I just have questions, yo.
FWIW, it’s the shrooms that’ve always hidden treasure for me in the hairline-fractures of reality. I’d be more likely to listen to the cracks in the walls than a colossal T-Rex knockoff… especially in 2028. 😶
scans the endless, post-apoc horizon for bawksign 😅
Are you on a permo? A permanent trip?
https://youtu.be/BHbZD68SGoEYeah… I’mma try to convince myself that I am part of that hallucination, and all this shitballs that’s been happening the past 6 years was part of it and nothing is real.
“You shouldn’t have said that. Now, everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. And there’s a spider in your hair.”
Calm down there Satan.
Dude. That table lamp. Something’s fucky about it, don’t you think? I can’t quite put my finger on it.
The rabbits are judging you.
I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms
But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.
What a handsome little fella <3
There is no way someone could hallucinate such a boring dystopia.
You dont know the banality of my id
You used a word that has “anal” in it.
Point: me
dude, better boring than exciting
Fuck that, I’d ask if you have more.
Acid doesn’t take 20 years to metabolize. :)
https://americanaddictioncenters.org/lsd-abuse/how-long-system-body
“The half-life of LSD is 3.6 hours, which means it takes about that amount of time for half of the dose to be cleared from the bloodstream.4”
So, say you took a typical dose of 25μg to 150μg, 3.6 hours later you have 1/2 that… 12.5 to 75. Another 3.6 hours later, 6.25 to 37.5.
After even just a few days it would essentially be nothing. It’s no longer detectable in hair past 90 days.
So if he is still trippin, you telling me this cat took 120g of acid?
… More like 2.5*10^728 grams. Which would be like taking the number of particles in the (observable*) universe, making a new universe for each one, then taking the number of particles in all those universes and making a universe for each one… 9 levels deep. That many grams.
(*Every time I say universe I mean observable)
Edit: Oops, I forgot it’s 20 years, not just one. I think that’s Multiply both the 728 and the 9 by 20.
Yeah, got better numbers from a better calculator:
1.8e14665 grams
That’s 183 levels of universes of universes.Whoooaa
Ok, I dig it. What about perception of time. Got any info on that?
I would suggest that’s possibly a different issue and to see a medical professional
I saw an ad for a frontier psychologist in the paper the other day, maybe ill try that.
Dexter is criminaly insane, this boy needs therapy!
Never looked into the half life but first time it took like 6-7 hours to see the ceiling swirl nicely. I wouldn’t assume many days lasting though. The wired framed mech I wanted to see out my 3rd story window at like 4am was beat though, especially when I made it walk back and forth.
But after many times, including after seeing the Teletubbies sun face randomly (actually not even the most awesome hallucination that trip), after 12 hours I was mostly sober.
Other time I recall was about 10 hours after first dropping went to a rave and got home,I saw some fun colours in the shower water, into infinity between the tiles, then yelled a Madeline cartoon cause they left their luggage 3 scenes before they checked in and had it next to them again…then went to bed and was all tired later cause my sleeping schedule was mixed up.
I wouldn’t think it last longer than say 12 hours unless other factors are in play.
Edit forgot to say, most of my acid trips I saw no more than stucco ceiling swirling for a hallucination. So don’t take these experiences as standard…well maybe the watching that Madeline episode that was stupid continuity but expected for a tv show made for kids.
This actually is still a hallucination, but also not. The acid made you realize that there is fundamentally no difference between reality and unreality, and that existence and nonexistence are the same thing. There is no “substance” to the universe, and the acid made you realize this.
Considering I was born on 2005-07-22 (on Lemmy and in RL), that would be a very good explanation for life.
Born in 2005? Shouldn’t you be in like, middle-
Oh fuckkkkkkkkkk
… Gorgug? 🥹😱
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𝄩 ᴟᗆᗜጠ 𝄩⊣ ⊂ᓀ ⊣ェጠ ᓬᗆ⌐⌐ ϖ⊂⊣ ᔕᴒᗆᓓጠᗜ ⊣O ᔕ⊣ጠᓀ Oᴝ ⊣ェጠ ᴒጠ𝄩⌐𝄩ᴝᘏ
It’s July 23, 2005. You haven’t taken any acid yet.
Actually, I’d rather YOU convince me it isn’t.
I read that as 24 July 2025 and was impressed you tripped so hard you traveled back in time.
Same! 🤣 I didn’t notice until seeing the comments. But, then again, I’m also currently taking a neighbor’s Blue Dream cultivar for a test drive, so 🤷🏼♂️
Looks fun, enjoy!
