Prime Christopher Lee as Bond would be great to see.

Hell, can I just have coffee with the guy for 20 minutes?

I did, now my eye is pink and it hurts. What now master?

Getting some real hedonism bot vibes from these cats.

L’meow

Better save this potion for later, I might need it.

Yes.

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Have you tried putting catnip in the boxes?

What does mine say?!

I love how he’s trying to not laugh at the ridiculous line, so good!

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Have you seen Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead? It’s Hamlet from the perspective of those characters, and you’re only shown scenes they are in. A bit absurd but quite enjoyable, and it fits a movie without a main character (for most of it at least).

On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?

Step 1: Take out $600 cash

Step 2: Piss on cash

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

“Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

Tips fedora

M’anus

Okay, I will.

You don’t buttchug food?! Absolutely barbaric.