I messed up during character creation and didn’t pick the rich parents perk, it’s making gameplay much more difficult.

Wrong day to quit huffing glue.

nonprofit hospitals

Jesus Christ…

Great, not only are they turning the frogs gay, they’re giving 'em autism. God damn autistic gay agenda.

/s

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.

Look at this time lord casually flexing on us mortals.

It’s always Palpatine.

Roosevelt was reincarnated as a cat? Don’t want to mess with that cat.

Yup, try to never stop/brake until you’re at your destination, if possible. Intersections are notorious icy spots as stopped cars waiting for the light to change can melt a thin layer of snow/ice. Which the refreezes one the car leaves. It’s much better, if possible, to look ahead and coast some to time the intersection to slowly pass through without stopping.

This limits brake use, which reduces chance of sliding out, which reduces the chance of crashing. Plus, looking ahead is always a good idea for driving, regardless of if it’s storming out.

Hard to care about money when your head is in the basket next to a guillotine, though.

Yes, 'twas something silly like that!

Either way, people would always respond with “Noooo, I haven’t heard of that show before!”

Must have not been popular.

This real small time show, only saw a few episodes but it was great. Lots of skits that were hilarious, but I people never heard of it it seems.

Mounted viper, or anaconda, of some name like that.

They just walked it in!

Depends on how high I get first.

Okay, why not hexagon shaped bread?

By Jesus’ space foreskin! Remarkable.

Saturn’s rings = God’s jizz

If I was green I’d die.

I found a picture of one cat’s grandpa.

Yeah, but that falls under the “make better choices” part. Choose a spouse that you enjoy spending time with and it’s a great time. Don’t stay with someone you’re miserable with “for the kids”.