I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

I’m doing my part!

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

GG ez noobs.

I make shitty memes in response to other people’s memes. Like this:

Game over man! Game over!

This comment really ties the thread together, man.

I don’t walk on all fours usually.

Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?

Op asked for help, not to be murdered.

Drowning in it.

That cat really ties the whole room together, man.

What if your fear is all three of those characters mooshed together in one sort of super fear monster? You just spilled the beans, friendo!

What is great is listening to bros who try to say they could “totally take on a bear”. It’s normal to be fearful of any animal that could easily fuck a person up.

The preferred term is hobo-chic actually.