How they going to bring the iceberg back? That bad boy is melted for sure.

Anytime somebody starts eyeing the rights to it, they get incepted to leave it alone.

Freudian slip: where you mean one thing but say your mother instead.

Nah, they’re still around in my area. They’re great, I just wish they didn’t change the spout, much harder to wrap your lips around and get a good seal now.

Woah, Australian cat.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Okay, but how does ranked lists fair in a ranked list of things that jumped the shark?

Pizza the hutt!

I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.

Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.

Don’t start fights, but finish them.

chuckles in ugly

I can’t find the store though…

God dang robot, stay away from the microwave while you’re posting.

I messed up during character creation and didn’t pick the rich parents perk, it’s making gameplay much more difficult.

Wrong day to quit huffing glue.

nonprofit hospitals

Jesus Christ…

Great, not only are they turning the frogs gay, they’re giving 'em autism. God damn autistic gay agenda.

/s

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.