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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

    Verbose disses only work in rap

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      Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

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      Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?

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    Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.

    With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

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    Nice.

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Good for you, why should I care?

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    “Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

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    “Your watch cost more than £100?”

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    Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

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      Misses train. Yells at clouds.

  • moopet@sh.itjust.works
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    When I was at school, the kids would say, “my dad’s shed is bigger than your dad’s shed”. But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child’s view of the world. Most of us grew up.

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    My car has an analog clock face too.

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    Grabs machete
    Thanks for showing me where to find it. /j

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    Fool and his money.

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    That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

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    What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

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      What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?

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    Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

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    Tell him I still banged your mom tho

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