Man, I had around 10 gigs of vintage mp3s that is created since the days of Limewire/Napster. Uploaded it all to Google Music and lost track of the external I’d had the collection stored on. Whatever, it’s all in the cloud now.

Then it wasn’t.

I really, Really, need to back up all of my Gdocs, just in case that service ceases to be.

(I wonder if ancient crunchy low bitrate mp3s will be an aesthetic, the way that dusty vinyl or worn out tapes are?)

Yeah, they want to be able to ‘People that look like This listen to This’ so that advertisers have more options when they are locking down commercials.

Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?

I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.

I want this, but with an irrationally large Evil Dead esque cellar, for my hobbies.

‘Is Butterbean OK?’ -Johnny Knoxville

They ate themselves alive.

They built a couple more walls around the White House for some reason.

They’ll probably start collecting rainbow bracelets off of people they beat up as trophies.

You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin

Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.

I’ve got nothing to hide ;)…

Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.

To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it’s not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).

I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they hid behind a blast shield.

That is a bit presumptuous. A tradesman may know their tools inside and and out. They aren’t necessarily a jobber that knows how to push the power button and point the electrode at the problem to be solved.

To be fair, the welder needs to know a thing or two about the metals being annoyed.

‘So de-unmute me, come on!’

To muddy things, asexual (Ace) may still be attracted to one, none, or more than the above listed subsets: they just might have no interest in sexual Congress with them.

Aww! 🤩

But, did you try restarting?