Absolutely brilliant

So, does the entire shed have to spin when the turret moves or can the tank only shoot straight forward now?

Spiderman 64 starts off exactly how you describe the game you remember. There is a tutorial, you stop a bank robbery, and then you have to save J Jonah Jameson by fighting Scorpion. Looked up some videos of the Scorpion fight, but it doesn’t look like he has a grab attack.

It was released on the Nintendo 64 in 2000. Not sure how different the ports are, but the game was ported to the PC in 2001, and to Mac in 2002.

Those are some… Very interesting tools you have there. Big fan of the scissors that are actually just a copper pipe

WHO THE FUCK PUT RAY-TRACING IN THIS AFFRONT TO GOD

Just in case you are still curious, and I don’t see any actual answers here. The download provided is all the code for the game engine and everything else that would be going on in the background of the game. Anything that could be copyrighted by Nintendo (things like character and object models, textures, music, and environments) need to come from a totally legit dump from an official Nintendo cartridge and definitely not any ol’ .rom file you can download online

Yeah, Into The Radius is VR only. Gotta play the STALKER mods like Call of Chernobyl, Misery, Gamma, or Anomaly for a similar non-VR experience. Maybe even Metro Exodus

This is absolutely you when you’ve got time

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https://youtu.be/DgIsn0Zac3o

All jokes aside, this is a real product from GE, the instructions to reset it are fuckin bonkers, and the video feels like a skit from a Tim and Eric show

Fan of music huh? Name every song

Used to work with a guy who was fully convinced he had like a 90% chance of winning a fight bare handed with a mountain lion. 100% if he has a pocket knife…

“We have investigated ourselves and have found we have done nothing wrong.”

Uhh… Depends on what is wrong with it. Is nothing happening when you try to turn it on, is it having trouble reading games, or does a controller port not work?

Some things can be pretty tricky, like if it needs a new laser in the disc reader. Whatever the case is, you should definitely start by popping the case open and to see if any capacitors are bulging/leaking/burst

Literally me getting 90% of my world news from Non-Credible Defence

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