This is how I fucking find out?

Well then, that explains something. So what happened to the other me’s?

Everyone I knew will be at the wake. As the first of my friends and family approach the casket, they let out a gasp. The casket is empty. Suddenly, the lights go out. The Space Jam Theme Song begins to play as the room is illuminated with disco balls and a laser light show. The lights reveal my body is swinging from a ceiling fan in the center of the room. Funerals are too depressing, and I want mine to be a celebration of life. No money is mentioned in my will, it is all going to the open bar

Since I have to come in to work on Saturday for “a couple of hours” and I know it is going to be a full shift from 2pm to 10pm, I am not exactly in a very productive mood today. If anyone tries to bug me at my desk, I am definitely gonna go out to a random production area and space out while I stare at machinery for a couple of hours

Guess I’m moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.

Automation and controls engineer here, and I would get fired so fast from that because I saw what you wrote and what I actually read was, “make the safeties and guarding as robust and expensive as possible since all the workers will be untrained and inexperienced.”

If you want to see some scary shit, tell me I have a fully autonomous zone fully enclosed in three feet of concrete and I’m going to find out exactly how fast these ABB IRB 4400’s can move before they rip out their mounting bolts.

It’s where the 4channers go when they specifically want to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people. So yeah, I’d say it’s worse

A site dedicated to archiving information about notable or peculiar users on the internet.

At least that’s what they claim, but really it is just a place for trolls to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people

At least he knows his opinions are bad lmao

Had a lot of fun with Doom 2016, and I fucking loved Eternal. However, it wouldn’t feel right to support id Software with the way they treated Mick Gordon, especially with all the work he put into the soundtracks for both of the games. Plus the dragon and mech parts looked really weird in Dark Ages. I have a friend who did play the game and he wasn’t too impressed, and he said that the dragon and mech parts were basically really boring on-rails sections. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything not playing it

Let’s be honest, that light’s been out for a long while now

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glup-shitto

Oh damn! Is that Glup Shitto???

What a nice AI generated picture you got there, did your favorite billion dollar corporate entity steal that for you?

Good ole Rat #42. Always fucking up the data by being an asshole

I got sudachi right when all that shit went down with yuzu. Had to mess with the settings a bunch, but once it got dialed in it was running really well when I was playing Tears of the Kingdom