I mean. Okay.
Can’t force a horse to drink, I guess.

You should leave and reflect on your behavior. That would be nice.

Mate, humanity is not going to make it if we can’t learn to sympathize with and protect each other. I’m sorry your life is hard. It’s not a god damn contest.

What industry are you in, anyway? If you don’t mind me asking.

Okay, not sure how much this matters considering where the world is heading, but:

If they can’t get better working conditions because you’ll complain (it’s not fair, yadda yadda), how will you get better working conditions when they complain (it’s not fair, yadda yadda)?

I’m just saying, if you’re not willing to play ball, why should I care about your sick pay?

Medicaid is gonna burn up soon. Should I be concerned that you’ll be losing coverage, or are we just fully on board with this petty individualism?

That entertainment is labor. What are you talking about?

It’s not going away.

Imagine saying this about asbestos, lead, freon, bitcoin, or cigarettes.

You don’t want it to go anywhere, why the hell would I listen to you?

Dude, just let AI fuck your wife too. It can probably do it better than you can.

especially the translations of languages that I don’t understand.

God forbid we dignify those people with a personal touch. Yeah, just let google translate do it: a technology famous for giving really good translations.

And if the credit card issuers have already won this battle?

I mean, I agree, I don’t like it either. I don’t even have a credit card. But I don’t see anything changing without a movement.

[edit] I might have missed you were also the top-level comment. I’ll remind people if you will, haha.

God, the proportions of the original head and hands are so much better.

It’s not something I would have properly noticed without the morph, I thought they actually were the same, but there was something about the original that felt more… bunny like?

It’s like when sound designers add stuff they know people won’t actually hear, but which definitely alters the “taste” of the sound.

Haha! Ahh…

“You are a senior games engine developer, punished by the system. You’ve been to several board meetings where no decisions were made. Fix the issue now… or you go to jail. Please.”

How do you think alek found the article?

Why for fun?

Hell yeah, dude~ \m/

Mate, if you don’t want to be caught in the middle of a bunch of anti-seagull-fetishism, then you shouldn’t be sealioning in the middle of the anti-seagull-fetishism thread.

Oh look, it’s a link to the same article as pictured in the meme itself. That’s absolutely crazy. Cheers to alekwithak for knowing how to google words that they’ve seen.

Meaningful discussion? About revenge killing a bird? You are the psychopath in the picture.

No, no.

“All videos would be AI-generated by glowies, like the moon landing.” That’s what you should say.

*The important thing is that we’re killing seagulls, you mean.

Yeah! Like that!

He accidentally grabbed the bird’s legs, accidentally hulk-smashed it into a wall, accidentally got its blood on his chips, which he accidentally ate while smirking.

You’re winning, keep talking!

Look, man. I just talked to Chris Brown. He told me you will be sanctioned and put into the bonk-pit for 21 days for being a bird lover. That is, unless you can post a video of you bonking a bird right now to prove you aren’t a traitor to our cause.

You can email it to [email protected]

The only consideration a seagull deserves is death by mein fuhrer. You… wouldn’t happen to be harboring any seagulls, would you?

This is a really useful line of argumentation.

Hey! You’re supposed to be on our side!
The wife-beater bird-beater consortium will hear about this.