I choose Mufasa
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
We could but I mean he’s already got experience
He’s got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version
He’s a VP that really gets things done, in Saints Row.
Requiem for a Dream though…
President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
At least the irratic behaviour internationally would be presented in a funny way 😉
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
They’re literally the same character, other than the fact that Lucille has to be more manipulative than Mallory. Mallory gets shit done directly because she is directly in charge. Lucille manipulates everyone around her, and gets shit done indirectly. It isn’t as efficient, but it’s the only path she has.
Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I’d vote for the roadrunner.
I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.
I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can’t decide which.
Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.
Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.
He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
William Murderface
I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.
At least they’re open about wanting people to die.
The bass is the foundation of the executive branch of the government!
They were governors of Florida
They’d get bored after a time and Charles Foster Offdensen would have to step in.
I mean Charles is incredibly competent at just about everything so…
Murderface Murderface Murderface
MegaMind.
Daria
She would hate that so much
The American people need her
Kodos
I voted for Kang!
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