I choose Mufasa
Daria
Jesus of Nazareth
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
Nausicaa president
Saitama vice
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she’d never stop till it was done.
And she is used to apologizing for idiots so she’d be able to alot in and rebuild international relationships.
Do comic books count? If yes I’d say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.
Uncle Duke? Man, that’s a throwback!
Think I’ll go listen to some Captain & Tennille, “Muskrat Love”
A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude
