Farid

The pink thing is a coral, clearly.
The red thing might be a torpedo.

Good thing I’m not in US.

I lie* down.

Not if you’re on mobile :(
(I mean the design, not loading speeds)

To be fair, Pooh looks like he’s never had any sex ever.

Now he has made 4 dad jokes.

I understand that you mean I’m being unnecessarily pedantic, but I feel like in this particular case “everybody” actually has to mean everybody, or else the whole point is moot. There’s very little value in saying “some people deserve love” or even “most people deserve love”.

But once you add any exceptions, it’s no longer “everyone”, excluding a good chunk of the population and, for example, the guy in the meme might be from your exception list.

But in the same comment you said “everyone deserves to be loved” and “[everyone should] avoid toxic people”. That doesn’t follow.

What kind of cat eats rice? Mine barely eats cat food…

Oh, ok. Glad we are on the same page here. Enjoy.

What do you mean “no”? Your cat-owning neighbors don’t maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as I said, so “yes”.

It’s just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don’t have to maintain a cat toilet.

Careful, you might summon John Oliver.

It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.

The whole reasoning and especially MacOS exclusion are so contrived that it just has to be.

I’m pretty sure you guys just took the bait. This is either satire or ragebait.

I already suck figuratively. That good enough?