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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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    Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost

  • FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu
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    Did a dog write this post ?

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      I think The Quartering did

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        Lol. Haven’t heard that name in a while.

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          You aren’t missing much.

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    All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter

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      Correction: she’s 35 Farads.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.

        • herrvogel@lemmy.world
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          Are you capacitance-shaming her?

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            Constantly.

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    Thank god for the TLDR, that’s way too long of a post

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      lol

      Tl;dr I replied “lol” because I thought it would be funny.

      Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said “lol” and then included a “tl;dr” for comedic effect.

  • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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    This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

    • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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      Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

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        Holy shit

        The Halfening

    • Kairos@lemmy.todayOP
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      Oh

      • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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        Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.

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      How did this become public knowledge?

      • p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world
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        By his own admission after getting very drunk.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          I’m detecting a pattern

  • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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    Upvoted from -1 😂

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      Reddit posts can’t go below 0

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        That is pretty silly

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          Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn’t allow that

        • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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          On second thought, let’s not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.

          • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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            it’s only a model

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            'Tis a spezzy place.

            and remember kids, the best way to prevent getting spez on your shoes is to just not hang out with jailbait promoting fuckchuds

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        Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

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          Posts stop at 0, comments don’t have a floor last I checked.

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            They don’t have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma

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            Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you

        • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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          When I stopped using reddit, comments on certain subreddits could get downvoted into negative points but posts couldn’t get downvoted past 0 sidewide.

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    Plot twist, OP is a dog.

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      Dog’s old as fuck

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        That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.

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          30 in dog years obviously.

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    First ten comments are people posting

    You should divorce her

    She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you

    and links to the Men’s Rights channel

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

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        “My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”

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          They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza

    • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • Sternburgexport@feddit.org
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    NTA Dump her immediatly

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    I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.

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    I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

    Smh

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    deleted by creator

  • 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz
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    ¼

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      ?

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        https://media1.tenor.com/m/47ttMJhAI9sAAAAC/h3h3-h3.gif

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          Oh the link didn’t load for some reason and it just displayed an empty comment.

          • 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz
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            Yeah my app glitched out I had to edit the comment

            • Kairos@lemmy.todayOP
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              Oh

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          That doesn’t make it any clearer.

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            https://youtu.be/XAqtV7r82Jc?si=_HYBqUGNY8IftzQD

            • Thann@lemmy.ml
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              With peace and love

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                Thank you thank you

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    reddit

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      Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots

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        what

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          Idk why, but this interaction cracked me up lol

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            the lack of a questionmark makes it 10x better

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          Don’t worry about it, sweetheart.

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    Not enough 1/4‘ing hate in these comments

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      What’s that

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        If you dont know consider yourself lucky

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