If the bartender is flirting with you it’s because the rent is due soon and those abusively high student loans ain’t gonna pay themselves.
If the bartender is flirting with you it’s because the rent is due soon and those abusively high student loans ain’t gonna pay themselves.
Oh there’s plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It’s a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.
Don’t like kids, don’t want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else’s kids. I mean I’m not a dick about it, it’s just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.
Today on “games I’ll never play”…
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.
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Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.
Nah it’s cool, I’ve got a lawn chair and a bottle of whiskey set aside for the end of the world.
I thought “gun” was party of the tri.
I got stood up at the restaurant. This was back before online dating was the norm rather than the exception. It sucked, but I learned to get over that kinda thing.
Meh, Argon is fine. Although what you said would be kind of funny.
It’s insane how these people can’t tell the difference between a delivery person and a true believer.
Oh wait, they can’t, because in their twisted little religious brains they’re identical.
Capitalism has no party in this particular equation. The sound of rap just makes me irrationally furious. My friend’s exactly the same way with death metal. It’s the sound of it, not the content. Like the audio equivalent of a food’s mouth feel - such as fuck mushrooms. Rap is the mushrooms of music.
You can trace anything to a point of divergence. Also, it’s magic.
Fascists and religious zealots should be rounded up and put on special land that’s been reserved just for them. I’m sure there’s some place out in the desert we could stick them.
When I tried it it was buggy trash. And while I know it’s been a few years since it launched, I also remember when unity launched and it was buggy trash so I still roll my eyes whenever I see their logo pop up too.
He also ends every shopping trip with “hold on I forgot something” while the cashier’s asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.