Hopefully afterwards.

Looked for a Tarkov alternative with pve option (because I don’t need any more sodium in my diet) and found gray zone warfare. It’s a pre alpha and is in a pretty playable state, plus it’s an entire open world which is fantastic.

Trolley problem? How about a trolley solution?

Just released, cheap as heck. Played 15 minutes so far and laughed my ass off.

Did he say anything about the Minnesota shootings? I’m trying to look but literally any search that includes his name is flooded with stuff from the past 2 days.

Funny, but also that “witch” trying to upsell protection spells because they sensed negative energy around them? Jesus.

Inb4 square gets the shit sued out of them for their monster design.

That’s cupcake icing.

Having to bang only Hillary is a punishment deserved by almost nobody.

We looked at the fancy expensive one that everyone uses (litter robot I think?) but a friend said it’s not great. We got a popur and it’s pretty great. It dumps into a container with a lid so there’s no smell after it runs and mechanically it’s impossible for it to harm a cat because it just tilts. It’s a decent price too. Wifi enabled for some fucking reason, and a downside is it’s pretty large, but other than that we love it.

I wish that I could fly!

The fact that macarena has been played at nearly every wedding I’ve been to is diabolical.

I bought some plant burgers a while back and they were pretty decent. I struggled to fully cook them and they ended up kinda carbonized on the outside and a little underdone in the middle so the consistency wasn’t great, but fairly convincing taste-wise.

Your real first name and last name.

but they definitely have enough rental income to get by even if they lose their jobs.

You had them cover your other mortgage. These people can coast off of rent money. You are not the same.

I think your keyboard will automatically learn anything you type manually. Mine definitely has some misspellings saved in it.

I’m more shocked people actually use “noob” still. It’s basically antiquated at this point and incredibly mild.

I remember ringback tones. When you wanted to inflict your music tastes on literally anyone who called you.

If you want to save troubleshooting time, just skip straight to the blood sacrifice. Computers are happy when you bleed, for some reason.

If anyone hates most Christmas music like I do, I do have some lovely Christmas songs that I like to try to hijack a speaker to play at Christmas parties.

These are usually well received

This one’s a bit more pointed but also hilarious