Normally I’d just say get sterilized, but we need more crazy people here.
Lmao, Idk why I laughed at that
Holy shit this hits so hard for me. In a good way. Was in a bad relationship a while back and got pregnant right toward the end of it. I did struggle with the decision to get an abortion because I was still in this stupid place of sugarcoating how bad he and I were together. But jfc I am SO RELIEVED every time I reflect back on that time and my decision to abort. If I hadn’t, he 100% would still be fucking up my life today. Instead I am free ❤️
I was the other half in a similar situation and while I love my child, I’m now connected to my ex for the better part of the next 2 decades. And she’s been trying her hardest to make our lives hell.
You made the right call. I obviously wouldn’t change it if I could go back now, but you at least had the courage to make the right decision at the right time.
Kinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
Schwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
Stop whining!
The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
Yeah, with that attitude.
Just gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
;3
Some men can get pregnant
You might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
we are getting there
I can make it easy on you.
American women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
My kids are almost fully grown and I’m in my late 30s, it is super freeing to no longer panic about periods. Especially with gestures at everything
But what if I am pregnant?
Or even worse… Fro a guy named Greg… I would be gregnant… What should I do then?
You’d be gregnant.
Curse my phone keyboard :(
At least it’s better than being pregananant
- At least you’re stuck in a country with cuckoo clocks.
There’s worse places to have an unwanted pregnancy than Switzerland …
