Two hunters walk in the woods when one of them just falls over, apparently dead. His friend calls the emergency services.

Hunter: Help! my friend just fell over and died in the middle of the forest, what do I do?

Emergency operator: Calm down sir. First you have to make sure that he is actually dead.

A gunshot is heard.

Hunter: Ok, now what?

A hunter in wow. At least I’m not a DH.

Anything apple is on the top of my shit list since I tried copying mp3s from my friends ipod to my pc sometine in the early 2000s and the names were scrambled for no good reason.

I’ve got an old wooden sofa that came from my father’s grandmothers home. I don’t know much more about it, but it’s probably a hundred years old.

Your wings would fall off. There is almost no material where they should be the strongest because there is a giant hole in it.

The center of gravity has to be forward of the side props or you’ll have a hard time balancing it. This means the mass of fuel/battery, engine and payload have to be around there.

You’ve seen how big the props are on toy drones, helicopters, or the V-22 compared to the rest of the thing? They need to be that big to provide enough lift.

Do I get to keep the interest rate on my bank account? Year 3000 sounds fun. Don’t know if I could live without the internet again in the recent past. May just as well gamble on the future.

Unless you enjoy the process, or the end result enough then no.

The reason artisanal soap is expensive is because it’s a fairly labour intensive process on a small scale. I did the numbers with a friend who thought about making it a few years back.

We’ve got a handful of parties. I don’t know how anyone votes, except one guy who is an elected official in the municipality. Think my best friend votes for the party that I’ve got the least in common with. The surrounding area is dominated by the party I don’t vote for.

So how much better did the healthcare system become since?

It would not.

Billionaires would spend up to 999M every year on hiding their money.

If someone by some chance got paid out you can figure out how it changes their lives by looking at lottery winners.

Yes. This is knowledge from circa 2012 so not sure what the case is any more.

Java 7 timer stops working when the clock goes backwards during DST on windows but not on Linux due to differences in how they handle the change in time.

I’m not a picky eater. The 5 second rule is replaced with “if I get it before the dog does” and I’ll eat just about everything except olives.

Having spent time with several picky eaters it’s generally because they have through trial and error found out that they for some reason (texture being as common as flavour) don’t like most foods and are quite good at predicting what they will like.

In case of flavour being the reason it’s usually because they find some hint of a taste that you and I can detect if we think about it but it becomes front and center of the experience for them.

Money up front.

What attack are you trying to protect yourself against?

In general no. It does not make sense.

You hide your actual IP from your bank. You hide that you connect to your bank from your ISP. Neither is very interesting to anyone trying to harm you.

I’ve never seen a group of 3 guys wearing the same tshirt outside of sporting events so it’s certainly different to me.

Could get condensation when it gets colder in the autumn.

Eskimos have so many words for snow, I’m not surprised English lacks a word for dying of thirst but have about two dozen words ways of describing how wet you are.

It’s ambiguous.

There is only one decimal place. 4.95 stars would round up.