violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agovisiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪lemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1357arrow-down18
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minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up40·11 hours agoKinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-26 hours ago“It’s not a tumor!” Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoStop whining! The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·10 hours agoYeah, with that attitude.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 hours agoJust gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 hours agoI see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 hours agoSome men can get pregnant
minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 hours agoYou might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoI can make it easy on you.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-28 hours agoAmerican women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.
Kinda hard to be pregnant when you’re a dude
Schwarzenegger did it with Danny Devito
“It’s not a tumor!”
Yeah, I know - different Schwarzenegger movie - but it would have been so appropriate a line for this one, too!
Stop whining!
The judges would have also accepted: “Come with me if you want to live”
Yeah, with that attitude.
Just gotta try harder. Here, let me help~
I see you’re broadening your horizons in your wrecking career.
;3
Some men can get pregnant
You might want to have a word with the trans community on here.
we are getting there
I can make it easy on you.
American women learning from Lysistrata and initiating a national transitioning of gender.