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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

no gag reflex / talk too much

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no gag reflex / talk too much

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    You guys also brush your tenth with a skin flute??? Now nice!

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      usually clean up the nine iron with a brush, close enough

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    Me about to leave my ex and thier bullshit - and then i think about that perdy mouth

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    Thanks for explaining the joke.

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    If you’re not gonna make out with me after performing a skinflute concerto, you’re a coward.

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    Dear @[email protected], your consistently horny shitposts lead me to believe that you’re my kind of people. I love inappropriate humor.

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    Don’t talk with your mouth full.

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    Agreed, I find nothing worse than when the person I love is eager to share something they care about with me!

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      Who says people only talk about things they care about? You have obviously never met a compulsive talker.

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    I’m in this image and I like it

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    I see a very simple solution.

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    Do you talk too much for your boyfriends liking or do you talk a lot more than other women?

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    Chillllll

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    Funny, works for my wife too. And I consider her speaking to me to be the ‘pro.’

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