Do you have any idea how hard it is in the morning? As a young guy, I have to suffer 30 mins in the bed beofre I get up cuz the boner is so hard that I can drill a hole in the wall.
If your brick lasts longer than 4 hours, go to the emergency room. Your dick is about to fall off.
Yooooo, man appreciation post hell yeah
You can call him butter, cuz he’s on a roll!
“You can tell mom I’m butter.”
What does bricked mean?
It used to mean being constipated which is why this meme confused me. Apparently now it has something to do with having a boner for some reason?
no dolan pls
No dolan stop
Gooby pls
erection
name checks out
everybody thinks my name is sexual for some reason :/
Same man :(
Constipated but I’m assuming thats not it.
No, no, I think you’re onto something.
As someone who has been bricked up for pretty much a full day before, it sounds a lot better than actually is. At a certain point you’ve got stuff to do, and practically no one wants to see your boner at the supermarket.
Shouldn’t you be going to the ER in that case? Priapism is no joke
Very true. Realistic context behind this comment: thinking about early puberty (where a stiff breeze could get things stirring), and times I’ve met amazing women where there was lots of chemistry and tension one evening, but nothing happens and probability of seeing each other again is low (hey, people are in all sorts of situations, nbd). The next morning is … well, annoying. Just when you think you’ve settled your system, you zone out for a moment and bam, you’re back in business.
This experience is more like ‘a lot of boners in a 24 hour period’ v ‘one sustained boner for more than 4 hours’. Idk if that makes a difference. But yeah, priapism is serious and if you have a boner that last more than 4 hours 100% go see a doctor.
It gets uncomfortable fast.
You’re allowed to eat fibre as a guy?
(on learning what that means)
Hey, hornyposting is that way!
I’m down with this kind of hornyposting
soooo you’re saying i should stick with my BO instead of axe body spray…
that’s good because i already do
Unless you are 14-18, you should stop using Axe.
Unless you are 14-18,you should stop using Axe.Or spray-on deodorant in general. The roll-on and bar ones work much much better and don’t give you that obnoxious smell cloud.
I don’t think you understand. Axe is the lesser evil with certain 14-18 year old boys. The alternative is heinous body odor. Showers are an “also ran”.
I’ve once made the mistake of stepping into an anime con game room on Sunday that gave out free samples of Axe body spray. You just end up with Axe + heinous body odor. I’m not sure it’s worse, but it’s not better.
As someone with an allergy to most every form of artificial fragrance…
It’s worse. So much fucking worse.
Legitimately all of the times where I have gotten a random hookup at a party was when I forgot to throw on deodorant before heading out and then drank for like 10 hours. Unscientific sample, and maybe it says more about the state of the world around you when drunk at 4am, but a nickel is a nickel the hard way or the easy way.
I hate to ask, but what’s a ‘happy trail’?
One of the greatest things a man can have
I suppose I should say thank you.
Nice fronthawk
Paul Allen’s happy trail
Many guys pretty much are
No horn shaming!
No shame!
I don’t see (or smell in this case) it.
But I guess the same goes for women the other way round.Edit: stupid autocorrect
Me showing this post to Ray Blanchard so he finally understands that autoandrophilia is real /j
feet especially!
No you wouldn’t??
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