record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….

I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

First I just draw this head, then erase some of the details… there! A circle!

Mmm… warm ranch dressing

I think they specifically mean Wi-Fi, not confusing it with cellular.

I would be surprised too if I went into a cave and suddenly my phone is connected to Wi-Fi. Where are the access points? Who is running internet all the way out here? I don’t see any telco boxes or signs of a human presence. Why do the speeds get faster the farther I go? Why did my phone connect to some random network when I specifically told it not to do that? It would be even weirder if it’s WPA3 protected or something because I obviously don’t have the password for the cave Wi-Fi

It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area

To the drawer

Where I belong

Tfw the results for your prostate exam go to xXxB0ngLo4rd_420xXx @ aol.com

PEBKAC strikes again

Prolapse Pig

They fold and retract for less attack surface and enhanced mobility

What vacuum are you using?

Oh man we just convinced our boss to let us move out of the basement to a beautiful office with huge windows that wasn’t being used.

I’m getting so many plants!

You know what? Fuck it

Bullpups your nuclear arsenal

I was about to recommend bigstackd to you just to click the link and see it was one of his videos. I could watch that guy melt stuff all day

Libreoffice will likely still work fine for you, especially now that you’ve got autosave turned on. Heck, I have faculty that refuse to use anything other than LibreOffice, so I have it installed in our computer labs. As long as you’re saving and backing up reasonably often, you should be good to go. Though your school likely has a cloud suite that you could use too. Office365 and Google Workspaces are by far the most popular. It would be integrated with your daughter’s student email which I can’t imagine a modern school not having. If you’re not sure, contact the school and they’d be able to help you.

I’m sorry your kid lost her paper! It’s always a bummer to take a call and it’s a kid crying because their paper went up in smoke. If you haven’t already, contact the teacher and let them know what happened. IME most teachers are reasonable and as long as “office ate my homework” isn’t your go-to excuse, they’ll give you an extension.

I support Office365 in an education environment and you wouldn’t believe the number of documents lost to autosave. Autosave and document recovery are definitely nice and useful to have, but they’re not infallible. Shit happens and when it does, it’s when you’re finishing up your midterm the night before it’s due.

You need to save, and save often. And if the project you’re working on is “super important it’s 50% of my grade” make backups. Even just saving a copy to a flash drive is better than nothing.

That implies that I’m interrupting my gaming session to go to the bathroom instead of just using my gaming diaper

lol yup! That’s the one