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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

I assure you, it's not good.

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I assure you, it's not good.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    Ron Paul blimp.

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    Can confirm, not good

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    Not a book I’d want to be on the cover of

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    Okay, so I’ll point out that Murray Rothbard and David Gordon are prominent in the “Everything should be completely equal and fair as long as we first enshrine my generations of privilege” Austrian-school economists, beloved of white guys everywhere who never got over their Ayn Rand phase.

    Makes it much funnier, actually.

  • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    Sounds like you need to masturbate more

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    15 hours ago

    Over 30 years and still not a wizard

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      Ever since I was a young boy,
      I played with silver balls…

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    For someone not getting any pussy to describe themselves as any type of fucker seems a bit odd.

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    ama

    lmao

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    Gay guys and asexuals disagree

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      The OP is clearly only about the effect it has on motherfuckers, like can you not read or?

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      Sometimes I wish I was ace tbh. I’m currently getting zero pussy and it is degrading me

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        have you considered getting some kittens?

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      Obviously, getting zero pussy made them gay or asexual

      Right?

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      Microwaves and lawnmowers also disagree

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    For the sake of the planet, horniness must be destroyed.

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      Not saying that condoms are the work of the devil might already be a good start. Let people be horny.

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      Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

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        Even Eunuchs were eventually superceded by someone called Lee Knocks, who’s a shady geezer that gets around if you catch my drift

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      As a horny mf, I concur

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    I’m in no rush.

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      no rush for bush now shush your tush and pass the kush

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        Yeah, those words look like they should rhyme, but they don’t.

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          rhyme works in meter:

          no rush for bush
          now shush your tush
          and pass the kush

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          You hush your gush

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    Lets them focus on their work? I’d argue the opposite.

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      let work focus on them then?

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        I’m getting worked over 😩

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