…get that f*ucking plural-comma out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…weesa no like da naboo: da naboo tink day so smartie, day tink day brain so big!..

…i dumped them like a rock shortly after the pacific bell acquisition a quarter-century ago; sadly, our current ISP was my wife’s unilateral choice…

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…half that time before i realised it was only half the devices on our network, too: spent a long while chasing DNS poisoning, then the other half patching devices from a mobile hotspot…

…in the end, i never actually figured out why only half my devices couldn’t resolve half of the internet, but a hard-power-cycle of our fiber modem resolved the issue…

YOU wOULDN’T
DOWNLOAd A
CIVILISATION

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…

HE’S A PERSON AND HIS NAME IS ANAKIN!

…he blew up a droid control ship; that kind of counts…

…i disassembled the factory radio in my 1990 geo prizm and soldered an auxilliary cable onto the pre-amplification stage traces; it worked pretty well suspending a portable CD player from the rearview mirror for shock protection back in the days before memory buffers were a thing, even better with those little vinyl bands installed around the disc edge for additional gyroscopic stability…

…i shop women’s shoes when i can; they generally offer a much wider selection…

…my mazda 2 outhandles my MX-5s and is the only car i’ve driven which keeps pace with my elise; we’ve been waiting for an electric subcompact hatchback for about ten years now but the stateside market keeps doing everything it can not to offer me one…

…this is the crux of it: until we confront the disinformation sphere authoritatively, the problem will persist, and crossing that line is antithetical to the american identity…

…i fear that the american identity must immolate itself, one way or the other…

…if they don’t want to be called fascists, maybe they should consider not being f*cking fascists…

The Definition of Fascism

…there’s a german word for people who supported the nazi party even though they didn’t agree with all of its policies: nazi…

…i always use my signals to unambiguously communicate intent; the only time i’ve been embarrassed is after carrying that habit onto the track, but it’s tough to break…

…my wife uses her signals to ask permission, which i feel can cause confusion, but she feels the same way about me…

…you’re still here?..it’s over, go home!..

…go!..

…it’s how you imagine people look or it’s what you imagine people look like, but not both…

OH YEEAH BAYBEE!!