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fart it until you make it
Shart like you meant to.
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
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This is a shitpost for a reason
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
I had a coworker once who called it the library.
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
Maybe a shower?
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart
My God…that fart was truly Presidential.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Oh that? That’s just a normal day in the life of Diaper Don. He don’t care, he’ll just have one of his sycophants slurp it up for him.
never trust a fart
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn’t I?
It’s my morning alarm
oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it
Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.
Always do!
