There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

It may be possible…

It may not be necessary…

What, no avocado toast?

So… it’s an order, then?

Bill Nyehilism is for me.

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

You have died from dysentery.

Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

Ancient creators of Hyrule!

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

A reflection in the glass of the window.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

A&W

“Make out” makes out so many things.

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.