Because they can charge more for the bigger toy, obviously.
Maybe they should start a club.
Spider-man had a spiderbuggy that could drive up walls and hop between buildings, later used more practically by Deadpool, who can’t innately do any of those things.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
Sweet Ass-Ride
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
he gets tired sometimes ok
Wants to save money on food ok.
Isn’t gas more expensive?
In a lot of Flash canon, his metabolism is/was insane. That might have been before the Speedforce took root as the extradimensional power source.
my bro ain’t aging very gracefully
Lord no.
Maybe I’m behind the curve. I sold my car to scrap a while ago and haven’t been able to get another one.
By the way off topic but it sucks so much to not have a car in America. I thought it was like that in general but I started watching NotJustBikes and holy fuck why can’t it be like that here.
What you need is price per calorie, Gas is way cheaper than food, per calorie.
Too bad we can’t eat gas…
It’s a liquid you’d have to drink it
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Shouldn’t Flash be faster if he used an actual bicycle?
I wonder if it could physically withstand being pedaled that quickly
His body and everything else around him can handle it, so why not a bike? Like at a certain point, he’d be accelerating fast enough to just step out of his shoes and costume from his leg movement. Though he’s often shown going from a standstill to moving faster than your eyes can follow, which should probably leave his clothes behind.
Probably bits of his body, too. Like the iterarions of him that could hit or exceed the speed of light are moving fast enough that running into air would probably feel more like a cement wall, plus a bunch of ionization effects just from the sheer friction.
There’s that ask xykd about a baseball being thrown at some high portion of c and iirc, the conclusion was that everyone in the stadium and in some radius of it would die and that was just for a baseball. A full person would be an order of magnitude bigger. Even The Boys didn’t quite get it right in their premiere, it would have been more violent than just his gf getting vapourized (though not sure that guy was going close to c, so it might not be “everyone within 100m of him dies when he runs”, but he wouldn’t need to run into someone to affect them at “just” faster than you can follow with your eyes).
Speed force. That’s it. There’s a magical power called the speed force and I don’t know the details but the bottom line is it lets then handwave literally anything related to going fast.
My understanding of most Flash material is that he runs fast but then meets villains who run faster so then they have a fast-off and then the Flash unlocks new fast-ness to be faster than the villain. This keeps happening until they are basically breaking space-time.
Warframe recently added bikes you can use in normal missions. The player character already has acess to like a million other movement options that are way better than bikes in practically every environment. It makes good noises though!
Satisfactory added in a cybertruck that can only turn left an has square wheels that aren’t matched to each other!
Useless things can be fun!
The window is also broken.
Not being an expert on the lore, I’d be willing to bet it exists solely for merchandising
Dude probably just gets tired of running everywhere.
He can run around the world in a second, but the catch is he has to run around the world.
And if he’s able to react and avoid running into things, it means he’s experiencing more time, so that 2 seconds might feel more like the normal amount of time it would take to run that far.
And hopefully his reaction time increases with his speed, otherwise every 2 seconds would seem like they are long enough to run around the world in.
I had a Batman action figure with a bright prison orange suit. The least stealthy suit possible. But I was 8 and thought it looked cool and begged my mom for it.
In what universe do billionaires end up in prison? Any tips?
If Batman didn’t want to be seen he wouldn’t dress up as a bat.
Batman doesn’t always wear black. There’s a time and a place for everything.
Orange suit is for infiltrating pumpkin displays at grocery stores.
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Detective_Comics_Vol_1_241
It’s canon that Batman wears a rainbow outfit.
Sometimes it’s very dark, dark, dark grey.
He also bought a van once, but that was when he was single and it was for uh… other stuff.
I imagine that his perception of time is also affected when he uses his super speed. Yes, he can run from one side of the continent to the other and back in a fraction of a second. But from his perspective, he just ran nonstop for an entire month.
Subjectively, a stop light or stop sign must feel like an eternity for this guy. Or conversations, for that matter.
I used to think about this way too much. The answer is the Speed Force, the power that various Flashes tap into. So he can move around like a normal person fine. When he wants to go fast, he taps into the Speed Force. He’s not like Quicksilver, who is just fast all the time and has to actually physically slow his body to have a normal conversation, etc. So, I’m sure it’s frustrating because he knows he can just use the Speed Force to do things, but he’s not necessarily perceiving time differently on a regular basis.
There is a storyline about Quicksilver constantly being frustrated because of how slow everything and everyone is.
This is just what having ADHD is like
It’s canon that he can alter the speed at which information is processed / how he perceives the flow of time / events.
But does that alter his ability to do things at speed? If he does all the housework in s second, can he make it feel like a second, or does the fact that he has to pay attention to what he’s doing mean that subjectively it takes just as long as doing it at normal speed?
I think of it being like how a pro golfer does like a dozen things in the split second it takes them to swing a gold club, and they all have to be perfectly coordinated, but they really don’t think of each and every little movement in sequence as it happens.
That’s muscle memory, which is different because it doesn’t require reacting to different things during the process like cleaning a house would.
I never thought about that. I like it!
Superman would like someone to hold his beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKwzhY_HzU
It’s not a bike, it’s a velocipede.
He enjoys the sensation of driving,
I am not a bright person, either that or my flavor of autism names me take everything too literally. I was looking at the bike for like twenty seconds trying to figure out what was wrong with it. Then it dawned on me. 🤦♂️
I feel ya. In the end I just concluded I don’t know enough about motorbikes to see what the problem is
I’m not sure if you’re serious, but the point of the meme is that the Flash can already run some ludicrous speed without a motorcycle and thus has no use for one. Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with this motorcycle in particular.
Maybe he wants to have motorbike races with other heroes
Didn’t one of the variations of Flash burn calories when he used his powers. The dude was always eating.
I feel like it was a distinctively Wally West thing. They had Barry go through that in the Flash TV show, but iirc it was introduced with Wally.
Most versions of The Flash do that at first, then the writers forget.
